to bill brasky!

[Rallispec]

"One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"


"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."

"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."

click here - i promise you will laugh.
http://www.sloarsociety.150m.com/billbrasky.html

oh my god i have tears in my eyes i'm laughing so hard

 

[Taggart]

NEED MORE COWBELL!!

 

[Rallispec]

"He breastfeeds John Madden."

"Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."

"If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'"

"They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Taggart
NEED MORE COWBELL!!

U ASKED!

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Taggart
NEED MORE COWBELL!!

U ASKED!

That is the best website EVAR

ROFLWTFBBQ:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[bradruth]

My favorites...

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."