To all you pr0n collectors...

[ndee]

aren't you gettin' sick and tired of that? Only watchin' OTHERS do it and not you? Don't you wanna spend some more time away from the computer and maybe get it on in REAL life and not only in your dreams?

 

[MichaelD]

How many times have I told you that looking into the mirror and talking to yourself is not good for you?

 

[Jzero]

I remember one site had an advertisement that said "Get a real girl in your bed tonight!"
LMAO. False advertising, anyone?

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
How many times have I told you that looking into the mirror and talking to yourself is not good for you?

mkay.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: ndee
aren't you gettin' sick and tired of that? Only watchin' OTHERS do it and not you? Don't you wanna spend some more time away from the computer and maybe get it on in REAL life and not only in your dreams?

No, I never get bored of it. I am a pr0n star.

- M4H

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: Jzero
I remember one site had an advertisement that said "Get a real girl in your bed tonight!"
LMAO. False advertising, anyone?

We should sue them! Maybe they will settle and make our geeky dreams come true

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
How many times have I told you that looking into the mirror and talking to yourself is not good for you?

 

[yakko]

But pR0n is so much cheaper and it doesn't complain when I lock it in the desk.

 

[CraigRT]

I do not have a single clip of pr0n on my PC...

 

[LeStEr]

Pr0n R0x0rs

 

[WarSong]

high speed broadband internet pr0n is good for supplemental use in combination with getting the real thing

 

[JoPh]

watch pr0n with a real girl. its better.

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
How many times have I told you that looking into the mirror and talking to yourself is not good for you?

Yea ndee stop taking a page from MichaelD's book

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: yakko
But pR0n is so much cheaper and it doesn't complain when I lock it in the desk.

bbbwbwwwwahahahahahah

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: JoPh
watch pr0n with a real girl. its better.

:Q

 

[Nitemare]

Waiting for the virtual version

watch pr0n with a real girl. its better

perform pr0n with a real girl. its even better

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: ndee
aren't you gettin' sick and tired of that? Only watchin' OTHERS do it and not you? Don't you wanna spend some more time away from the computer and maybe get it on in REAL life and not only in your dreams?

IF YOU TALK DIRTY ABOUT PR0N AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: ndee
aren't you gettin' sick and tired of that? Only watchin' OTHERS do it and not you? Don't you wanna spend some more time away from the computer and maybe get it on in REAL life and not only in your dreams?

IF YOU TALK DIRTY ABOUT PR0N AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU.

I thought "talking dirty" was a big part of pr0n?

/me

- M4H

 

[normajean]

Originally posted by: ndee
aren't you gettin' sick and tired of that? Only watchin' OTHERS do it and not you? Don't you wanna spend some more time away from the computer and maybe get it on in REAL life and not only in your dreams?

are you speaking from experience?

why do you care?

 

[kleinesarschloch]

Originally posted by: ndee
aren't you gettin' sick and tired of that? Only watchin' OTHERS do it and not you? Don't you wanna spend some more time away from the computer and maybe get it on in REAL life and not only in your dreams?

what about people who get it on a regular basis, and still like to watch pr0n?

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: ndee
aren't you gettin' sick and tired of that? Only watchin' OTHERS do it and not you? Don't you wanna spend some more time away from the computer and maybe get it on in REAL life and not only in your dreams?

IF YOU TALK DIRTY ABOUT PR0N AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU.

Watchin' pr0n sucks if you can never taste the real stuff.

 

[UNCjigga]

The pr0n collection on my computer is only used for one thing: It qualifies me for the 30GB+ tier I need for popular DC++ servers!!! Seriously, anytime I want to download something I never get good speeds on Kazaa unless its pr0n. Same goes for any other filesharing service.

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: ndee
aren't you gettin' sick and tired of that? Only watchin' OTHERS do it and not you? Don't you wanna spend some more time away from the computer and maybe get it on in REAL life and not only in your dreams?

IF YOU TALK DIRTY ABOUT PR0N AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU.

I thought "talking dirty" was a big part of pr0n?

/me

- M4H

If you talk dirty about the religion that is Pr0n, I will kill you too.




Pr0n is sacred. It is an art, it is a state of being at one with the nature and everything around you. When you are Pr0n, you are everything and nothing. Pr0n brings life. Pr0n is the bringer of energy. Pr0n surrounds you at all times. Anger Pr0n, and you may never get see another sunset. Pr0n, I pledge my everything to you.

Pr0n, I thank you for being with me and for taking me where I am today.

PR0N, PR0N, PR0N!

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
The pr0n collection on my computer is only used for one thing: It qualifies me for the 30GB+ tier I need for popular DC++ servers!!! Seriously, anytime I want to download something I never get good speeds on Kazaa unless its pr0n. Same goes for any other filesharing service.

Its seriously annoying that p0rn is the internet currency when it comes to file trading...

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Storm

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
The pr0n collection on my computer is only used for one thing: It qualifies me for the 30GB+ tier I need for popular DC++ servers!!! Seriously, anytime I want to download something I never get good speeds on Kazaa unless its pr0n. Same goes for any other filesharing service.

Its seriously annoying that p0rn is the internet currency when it comes to file trading...

What should it be? Illegally shared non pornographic movies? Illegally shared music?