To all male drivers ages 18- 25

[ultravox]

1: Continue to wear your caps on backwards thus proving wrong the notion that one has to be below age 6 or black to not look like an idiot.
2: It is an afront to your masculinity if you don't drive like a complete A-hole, swerving and weaving in your attempts to be first to reach that red light up ahead thus showing your street savvy.
3: People are not looking at you because they think you're dweebs, they really are impressed with your new subs and impecable good taste in music.Teenage girls are mightily impressed with this mating call as are any "in-tune" older women.
4: Don't hesitate to spend $1000 of accessories on a $600 car, you'll be able to remove them before selling the car to your best friend and install them in your next car.


to be continued ......

 

[ltk007]

I don't drive but that sounds a lot like someone I know *cough* xero *cough*

 

[-SpYrL-]

I'm only 15... Can I do the same? Oh well today my dad let me take out his Lemon Yellow '75 Vette. I wore my red Ecko hat backwards as me and a friend cruised the blvd and raced some friends.

-SpYrL-

 

[Windogg]

Don't wear a cap.
My friend say I drive like I drive Miss Daisy
People are WATCHING?!?!?
Totally stock vehicle. OK OK I CONFESS!!!! There is a photo sticker of me and my GF on the dash.

Windogg

 

[Impact55]

To all old farts:
1. Continue wearing clothes from the 70's and thinking their in style
2. Continue driving real slow and acting ticked off when someone passes you or drives 5 miles over the speed limit.
3. Spend $40,000 on a car and have some crappy a$$ tape deck.
4. Yes all the women think your beer gut is attractive, and your balding head is even more attractive.
5. Sit around all day watching football games and drinking beer
6. Keep using viagra, you'll need it ultravox

 

[xero]

oh lets see, what do you drive again evan? oh ya, you dont!

SO SHUT THE FSCK UP ANAL MONKEY!!!!


ehehhe...my system is the shiznit yo....i dont play rap....i play real music..slipknot, korn, deftones, pearl jam...the good stuffs!

 

[kranky]

Remember to drive up and down the same streets endlessly. Since everything you value about yourself is in your car, it's important not to leave it for a moment. Once you are away from your car, all your "coolness" is gone.

 

[snow]

Sounds like a little bitterness. Can't crank up the John Tesh in the your sweet stock Volvo Station Wagon?

 

[XMan]

First of all, I'm 22 . . . so I pretty much fit your demographics.

1. I don't wear hats - baldness runs in the family and I'd like to keep my hair as long as possible.

2. Hmm. I wouldn't say I drive like a complete A-hole, but I drive rather fast. If someone in front of me isn't driving as fast I am, I pass them. Hey, the faster I get to service calls, the more machines I get fixed. You do the math.

3. The only time I notice people looking at me is when they catch me looking at them. Usually attractive woman. Doh! The stock sound system is pretty good, and I must admit that I crank it pretty good, especially when they're playing something kewl. Anybody else really dig Limp Bizkit's new song, "Rollin'"? I usually have the windows up, though.

4. Haven't spent a dime on my Taurus for anything other than maintenance purposes. The only affront to individuality I have in it is my honors medallion and graduation tassel from high school. Oh, yeah, my employee ID hangs off of the rearview mirror, too, on my official "Xerox" shoelace.

So, in other words, ultravox, don't lump us all into the same category.

 

[Viperoni]

I wear my cap forwards.
I only like being first cuz then I won't read end somebody when I mash the gas
I like my subs
My car is near bone stock (except the high performance oil filter, fat tires, and the stereo)

 

[Viperoni]

Did I mention rubber is a good thing?

 

[geno]

I'm 17 so I count -
1: I wear my HAT forwards or tilted slightly to one side (not sideways) while driving (I barely wear hats anyways).
2: I drive pretty sanely - sure I'll mash on the gas once in a while - but never in traffic - no need to impress
3: I don't have any subs yet - what I do have is a very crisp and defined set of speakers, I value sound quality what can I say?
4: I've spent about as much on the stereo as I have on the car itself so far. I'm working on the car to make it a little more reliable, but it runs like a watch and I got a great deal on it. So HAH

 

[Vikaden]

Im 18 so heres my opinion:
1. wear my hat forwards, why you may ask, to keep the sun out, duh.
2. I also drive fast, but im not a moron, i dont need to die so i dont drive like a A-hole.
3. If i like a song that is being played im going to crank it all the way up, why, because thats the only way it should be listened to, and if people dont like it, they can kiss my lily white a$$
4. EVERYTHING on my car is bone stock, i have done not a damn thing to it.

 

[Russ]

<< i play real music..slipknot, korn, deftones, pearl jam...the good stuffs! >>



A contradictory statement if ever there was one.

Xerox,

The hat and baldness association is an old wives tale. If it's going to happen, it ain't going to matter if you wear a hat or not.

To all the youngin's,

Ultravox is right. If you fit his description, you look like complete buffoons and most of the world is laughing at your stupidity.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Russ]

PS: BTW, those of you who like to &quot;crank it all the way up&quot; should talk to some of the people of your parents generation who destroyed their hearing by attending rock concerts at your age.

Russ, NCNE

 

[2ndhandnews]

Baseball hats should only be worn at baseball games.
Baseball hats and baggy pants as a fashion accessory/statement are SO five years ago.
The thugged-out look is passe thank God.
By the way, I'm one of the women whose attention you are driving away with your hideous thugged-out look and your thumping silly bass music.

 

[AMDJunkie]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH BOY! I am gonna piss people off in just a few months! Please, what else annoys you, this stuff is good!

 

[GreenBeret]

I don't drive, but do fit the demographic. This is what I would do if I did drive:
1) Wear sunglasses if i need to block the sun
2) Drive sanely, and hit all the A-holes (Or is that the other way around?)
3) I'd play the good stuffs cranked up all the way (Bach, Beethoven, Anderson)
4) Use $1000 on something better, like the latest Nvidia card :|

 

[vi edit]

22 year old here -

Lemme see -

1) haven't worn a hat since little league baseball, and that was a long, long time ago
2) Last speeding ticket I got was three years ago. Nowadays, I stick the cruise on at 65. It's the freaking soccer moms in the the Minivans and SUV's and the prick in the suit behind the wheel of the bimmer that drives a fscking moron.
3) Can't really say much about the speakers. The mighty 4x12w factory issue deck in the Mystique really don't &quot;thump&quot; I've got the &quot;wickey wickey&quot; but no &quot;boom boom&quot;.
4) I dropped $200 in a new battery and front rotors last month. Does that count as &quot;modifications&quot;

BTW - Next car will be and Audi A4, only mods would be a factory installed CD deck. I might consider a performance ROM upgrade.

 

[Bling Bling]

soccer moms suck

 

[MisterPotatoHead]

I think you are thinking of drivers that are between the ages of 16 and 19. Many 20+ year olds make more than most 50 year olds, and are a lot more mature too.

Ever been to San Francisco?

 

[MisterPotatoHead]

All slow drivers should have to wear a red rotating light on the top of their vehicle

 

[RU482]

I'd have to second MRPOTATOHEAD on that one.

This thread almost pissed me off, but then I thought about why, and laughed. I also remembered my plans to someday, be the grumpiest of old men.

Good day!

 

[Zorba]

I fall into this group.

1. The only hat I wear is my AOPA hat, and that is only around airports. And it is always forward.

2. Most people older than me drive a lot worse than I. I very rarely drive over the speed limit. The 30+ year-olds piss me off the bitch about teens when they drive like morons themselves.

3. I personally like my system, it helps pass long road trips. I don't care what people think about my subs or my taste in music (which is mostly classic Rock).

4. I spent ~600 on my stereo (which I got mostly all wholesale), I also wouldn't have bought it if I hadn't had gotten my amp for free. I also spent 5 bucks on a new hood ornament (since someone stole mine).

25+ people:

1. Everyone thinks you are so cool because you drive a big SUV/Truck, or a sports car.
2. I love it when you tail gate my ass because I am driving the speed limit.

 

[extra]

yup, that's definately me...

1. i don't wear hats
2. definately drive like an a-hole....me and my ford taurus, ya know....
3. argh, my stock sound system is good enough- i wanna keep my hearing!
4. hmmmm....goood idea. ;-)