here's some not-so-helpful ditties on southern ontario:
Sarnia -- not much really goes on but it's peaceful at least
Strathroy -- typical small town, ate Burger King here
London -- like a Toronto suburb that got up and ran away, college town, concerts
Woodstock -- lots of rolling hills, small town that calls itself a city
Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge -- beautiful cities, nice downtowns, Oktoberfest, lots of german people, college town
Brantford -- ugh
Hamilton -- double ugh
Toronto -- there's too much to list
St. Catharines -- home of drinking, port dalhousie, music scene, home to dallas green
Thorold -- bedroom community for st. catharines
Niagara Falls -- typical tourist trap. new place called Great Wolf Lodge that is built in a park where i used to play as a kid.
Fort Erie -- the one thing that keeps me here is the Crystal Beach waterfront
Cayuga -- hi... i'm in Cayuga.
Caledonia -- you will get mugged by crazy native protesters
Port Colborne -- cool if you like marine history, most of the good stuff is not on RR#3
Welland -- home to canadian tire, college town, bowling, actually welland sucks
Grimsby -- beautiful little town, but nothing to do
Gananoque -- nice scenery, thousand islands, go do something on the water
Barrie -- molson park (park place), home to cool concerts
Dunnville -- ******
Tillsonburg -- tobacco capital of ontario, come smoke here