Tis the season

[tyler811]

Hmm you have to wonder how shallow the gene pool is

David Allen Rodgers, 42, was arrested Dec. 3 for driving while intoxicated ? at the wheel of a float during the annual Christmas parade in Anderson, S.C. According to witnesses, Rodgers sped down Main Street in the Steppin' Out Dance Studio float with 19 people aboard, ran a red light and led police on a 3-mile chase.

And many other stories

 

[eplebnista]

lol

 

[Black88GTA]

In Chicago, 32 plastic baby Jesus dolls were stolen from nativity scenes set up in people's front yards. The kidnappers then lined up all the dolls along the fence outside a Chicago woman's home; she rounded them up and turned them over to her parish priest.

In Ohio's Hamilton County, a pair of 18-year-olds were arrested for using screwdrivers to stab an inflatable 12-foot-tall Frosty the Snowman. "Why me?" asked Frosty's owner, Matt Williquette. "And why Frosty?"

The snowman had survived two previous stabbing attacks.

LMFAO

 

[CKent]

The snowman had survived two previous stabbing attacks

:laugh:

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: CKent

The snowman had survived two previous stabbing attacks

:laugh:

Thats one tough dude

 

[TheCrackedJack]

Funny stuff!