Tips on choosing the gender of your children...

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Want a GIRL or a BOY? Read on...

Quick tips:

If you're trying for a girl, you should have sex on the days BEFORE ovulation and not on the day you ovulate, you should have your husband take a hot bath before sex.

If you're trying for a boy, you should have sex ONLY on the day you're ovulating and have your husband drink a cup of coffee(or caffeinated beverage) before intercourse.

Your child is what you eat
According to the old wives, what you put in your body before conceiving may affect what comes out nine months later.

If You Want a Boy...

Eat more meat (the redder the better).

Stick with salty snacks ??etzels, chips, and so on.

Dads-to-be: Stock up on soda (especially cola drinks).

If You Want a Girl...

Both partners should eat lots of fish and veggies.

Give in to your chocolate craving (or just eat sweets in general).

The joy of sex
Quite a few old wives' tales about sex selection involve theories about the best way to make love if you want to influence your baby's gender.

If You Want a Boy...

Lie down after sex and stay there for a while. Supposedly that gives the boy sperm a chance to beat the girl sperm to the egg.

Make love standing up.

Try the rear-entry position.

Focus on his pleasure ?? the male partner climaxes first, old wives' say you're guaranteed a boy.

Give in to seduction ?? the man is the one to suggest some baby-making, you'll get a boy.

Gals, sleep to the left of your partner.

If You Want a Girl...

Give the missionary position a go.

Make love with the woman on top.

Focus on her pleasure ?? the woman orgasms before her partner, you can decorate your nursery in pink.

Take the lead ?? the woman initiates sex, you'll get a girl.

This theory was found by the German scientist Herbst in 1935. He was studying the effect of potassium on the livings, when he accidentally noticed that the increase in
potassium is associated with increase in male births. The same results were achieved by other scientists in Germany and France in 1938, 1958, 1967, 1969 using different types of animals. They claimed that there was a remarkable increase in females when there is more magnesium and less potassium. This relationship can be represented as k /(ca-mg). . They think that gender diet can change pH level in your body, and therefore, it can change the polarity of the egg. The resulted charge will attract one gender more than
the other by 80%. "I still don't know how it works".
Another research was carried out in Canada in 1975 to see if this theory works in humans. They chose hundreds of women who got children of the same gender.

If You Want a Boy...

Make love when there's a quarter moon in the sky.

Have sex at night.

Mark your calendar ??re boys are conceived on odd days of the month.

Follow the compass ??e of our users swears that pointing the woman's head north while you make love guarantees a boy.

If You Want a Girl...

Do the baby dance when the moon is full.

Make a date for love in the afternoon.

Get together on the even days of the month.

Keeping your cool
And we mean both literally and figuratively. According to some stories, being relaxed when you conceive means you'll have a girl; if you're a worrywart, a son's in your future. But actual temperature may play a role, too. Some old wives say a man's testicles should be cool before you have sex if you want a daughter; for a son, warm them up. That plays into the common belief about boxers versus briefs ?? for the tidy whiteys if you want a girl, but hang loose if you're aching for a son. (FYI, research does suggest that boxers are best for baby-making in general.)

The more aklkaline your ph is, you are more likely to have a boy, by eating more meat and salt, and the more acidic your ph is, the more likely your going to have a girl...like eating lots of dairy products and taking calicium supplements, also by douching with a vinegar doiuch for a girl and a baking soda douch for a boy.


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Zim Hosein

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xirtam

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Do the baby dance when the moon is full?

Wow.

King Henry VIII, I believe it was, could have used this information.
 

tikwanleap

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Originally posted by: yellowfiero
Want a GIRL or a BOY? Read on...

Quick tips:

...snip...

If you're trying for a girl, you should have sex on the days BEFORE ovulation and not on the day you ovulate, you should have your husband take a hot bath before sex.

So warm temp = girl...

But doesn't that contradict with this below?

But actual temperature may play a role, too. Some old wives say a man's testicles should be cool before you have sex if you want a daughter; for a son, warm them up.

Ok, so cool temp = girl...

Then the very next sentence seems to contradict again. (assuming briefs = warmer and boxers = cooler)

That plays into the common belief about boxers versus briefs ?? for the tidy whiteys if you want a girl, but hang loose if you're aching for a son. (FYI, research does suggest that boxers are best for baby-making in general.)

Now warm temp (briefs) = girl?

:confused:

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

:light:
:Q

:D

(Don't mind me, just being anal because I'm bored.) :p
 

Darein

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When I was in 7th grade our substitue for a day was the vice principal, and he went through about 20 of those tips on your children's gender. I don't think he came back the next year...
 

TommyVercetti

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THat is all lies. I will share with you the family secret.

See a man has to balls. The left one produces the male, the right one the female. To have a male, tie a rubberband tightly on the right one. This way only the left one will work. For female, just tie it on the left one.

Problem solved.
 

Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
THat is all lies. I will share with you the family secret.

See a man has to balls. The left one produces the male, the right one the female. To have a male, tie a rubberband tightly on the right one. This way only the left one will work. For female, just tie it on the left one.

Problem solved.


The only problem with that is you only get two tries and then you're done having kids.

 

tikwanleap

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imtim83: Looks like i am having No kids!!! Thank goodness!
orangel: homo?
imtim83: huh. What in the heck is that?

Bwahahahaa... are you serious?:Q
 

Jzero

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Originally posted by: imtim83
Looks like i am having No kids!!! Thank goodness!

This is one of those rare occasions where I actually agree with your sentiments.
 

Analog

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Originally posted by: tikwanleap
:confused:

Originally posted by: yellowfiero
Want a GIRL or a BOY? Read on...

Quick tips:

...snip...

If you're trying for a girl, you should have sex on the days BEFORE ovulation and not on the day you ovulate, you should have your husband take a hot bath before sex.

So warm temp = girl...

But doesn't that contradict with this below?

But actual temperature may play a role, too. Some old wives say a man's testicles should be cool before you have sex if you want a daughter; for a son, warm them up.

Ok, so cool temp = girl...

Then the very next sentence seems to contradict again. (assuming briefs = warmer and boxers = cooler)

That plays into the common belief about boxers versus briefs ?? for the tidy whiteys if you want a girl, but hang loose if you're aching for a son. (FYI, research does suggest that boxers are best for baby-making in general.)

Now warm temp (briefs) = girl?

:confused:

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

:light:
:Q

:D

(Don't mind me, just being anal because I'm bored.) :p

well...yes
 

rh71

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So basically... in order to have a boy who'll potentially make millions of dollars playing professional sports, I gotta: drink coffee, eat red meat, snacks, caffeinated drinks, and have sex standing up...

Cool!