Tips for Old Lovers

[Brutuskend]

1. Put bifocals on. Double check that you?re with the right partner.

2. Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes ... in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting.
Turn ?em ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin ... just in case!

5. Write partner?s name on your hand in case you can?t remember what to scream out at the end.

 

[Mill]

Why the hell would you put 911 on speed dial? It isn't as if it requires a bunch of numbers or even different numbers at that...

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Mill
Why the hell would you put 911 on speed dial? It isn't as if it requires a bunch of numbers or even different numbers at that...

yeah you tell him mill...

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Mill
Why the hell would you put 911 on speed dial? It isn't as if it requires a bunch of numbers or even different numbers at that...

I bet you're a RIOT at partys....

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Mill
Why the hell would you put 911 on speed dial? It isn't as if it requires a bunch of numbers or even different numbers at that...

I bet you're a RIOT at partys....

lol :laugh:

 

[MaxFusion16]

Originally posted by: Mill
Why the hell would you put 911 on speed dial? It isn't as if it requires a bunch of numbers or even different numbers at that...

but the 9 and 1 are so far apart on the number pad

 

[Toasthead]

hahahaha

 

[effee]

Damnit man. I was arguing with someone on msn with my cam on, you know the pissed off face and everything. then i read this thread and laughed. Now i'm supposedly a insensitive/unconcerned/fake person just cause i laughed at the wrong time

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Mill
Why the hell would you put 911 on speed dial? It isn't as if it requires a bunch of numbers or even different numbers at that...

I bet you're a RIOT at partys....

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: effee
Damnit man. I was arguing with someone on msn with my cam on, you know the pissed off face and everything. then i read this thread and laughed. Now i'm supposedly a insensitive/unconcerned/fake person just cause i laughed at the wrong time

<nelson>HAHA!</nelson>