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Tip of the Day for March 21st, 2003.

Evadman

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Tip of the Day:

If your Girlfriend or Wife asks you, "does my butt look big in these?", You are basicly a dead man. The best thing to do is look at her with a slightly "thinking" look, raise one of your eyebrows like you reached a decision, take a deep breath and let it out slowly while forming a smile. Words are your enemy at this point.

This has been the Tip of the Day for March 21st, 2003. Thank you.

Previous Three Tips of the Day:
Tip of the Day for March 20th, 2003.
Tip of the Day for March 19th, 2003.
Tip of the Day for March 18th, 2003.
 
Actually, I'm totally honest with my wife when dealing with this question. You have to supplement your response with "Would you rather I not tell you that those pants look terrible on you and let you walk around in them?" YMMV, but this works for me.
 
Dear:

[ ] Clueless n00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Ricer
[ ] kid with no clue
[ ] Flamebait
[ ] Jackass
[X] Lazy person
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Asterik-laden adjective
[ ] Pointless Thread Starter

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You asked for w@rez
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] You posted a thread that deserved pics, and no pics were found
[ ] You posted "postcount++" or any variation
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low cost
[ ] You are not the grammer police
[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not leave
[ ] You started a flamewar thread
[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right to b!tch about
[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
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[ ] You like ricers
[ ] You are a ricer
[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
[ ] You tried to build a system even though you have NO clue how to do it
[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
[ ] You need use the damn search button
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed sometimes but not this time
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS[ ]
[X] You spelled the word "Basically" incorrectly
[ ] You posted spam
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
[ ] You posted "FIRST POST!"
[ ] You are quitting the boards for good...again
[ ] You complained about the Mods

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Read the damned FAQ
[ ] Post some damn pics
[ ] Go hug your parents right now
[ ] Remove the ATOT forum from your list
[ ] Read the manual / instructions
[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
[ ] Repenting is not possible. you are banned.
[ ] Use the damned search function
[ ] Post in the right damned forum
[ ] Put your car into a crusher
[ ] Apologize to everybody on these boards
[ ] Actually leave the boards for good
[ ] Perform sexual favors on the Mods

Thank you.


Sorry, couldn't resist.
 
that tip is so true, i hate when my girlfriend ask me questions like that. there is no way to win.
 
That was good, but not exactly right. You need to also nod your head slowly as in to show you approval, otherwise she will interpret that smile as a laugh. Believe me, I hear it all the time, with the slow nod though, it comes accross as "yeah baby, that's what I'm talking 'bout." She likes that.
 
Evadman, since you brought it up. The others here in ATOT have been talking and we agree, your ass has become really fat...
 
Ever try saying "Baby, if I thought your butt was too large I'd dump you a long time ago".

Don't have a woman to try that on. Someone let me know what happens. 🙂
 
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