Tip of the Day for April 18th, 2003.

[Evadman]

Tip of the Day:

No matter how tempting it is to be one with nature, stay on the outside of all fences at the zoo.

This has been the Tip of the Day for April 18th, 2003. Thank you.

Next Three Tips of the Day:
Tip of the Day for April 17th, 2003.
Tip of the Day for April 16th, 2003.
Tip of the Day for April 15th, 2003.

 

[rudeguy]

what???? no more sweet monkey love?

 

[KingNothing]

The link to today's tip in yesterday's tip is wrong.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
The link to today's tip in yesterday's tip is wrong.

My time machine is malfunctioning. I will fix it the day before yesterday, and bring myself to tommorow.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: KingNothing
The link to today's tip in yesterday's tip is wrong.

My time machine is malfunctioning. I will fix it the day before yesterday, and bring myself to tommorow.

Sort of like when Calvin tried to invent a robot to make his bed for him, and Hobbes pointed out that it would be more work to make the robot than to make the bed, and Calvin pointed out that it wasn't work if someone didn't make you do it?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: KingNothing
The link to today's tip in yesterday's tip is wrong.

My time machine is malfunctioning. I will fix it the day before yesterday, and bring myself to tommorow.

Sort of like when Calvin tried to invent a robot to make his bed for him, and Hobbes pointed out that it would be more work to make the robot than to make the bed, and Calvin pointed out that it wasn't work if someone didn't make you do it?

No, it was actualy a homework assingment. Calvin was going to invent a time machine, go back to yesterday, and take himself to tommorow so he could skip the dumb assignment.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: KingNothing
The link to today's tip in yesterday's tip is wrong.

My time machine is malfunctioning. I will fix it the day before yesterday, and bring myself to tommorow.

Sort of like when Calvin tried to invent a robot to make his bed for him, and Hobbes pointed out that it would be more work to make the robot than to make the bed, and Calvin pointed out that it wasn't work if someone didn't make you do it?

No, it was actualy a homework assingment. Calvin was going to invent a time machine, go back to yesterday, and take himself to tommorow so he could skip the dumb assignment.

I remember that strip, and referred to the one I did intentionally. He never did try to invent the time machine, he just wrote down that he would for his homework assignment. He actually did do the assignment.

 

[ElFenix]

no more sex with dolphins?


EDIT: was gonna link to the thread but must have been DELETED

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
no more sex with dolphins?

That was not mine thank you very much.

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Cut off your head. It's cool.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
no more sex with dolphins?

EDIT: was gonna link to the thread but must have been DELETED

:Q

Damn, what did I miss

Thanks Evadman

 

[glugglug]

But if they have a glass wall with a door instead of a fence, feel free to walk right through.