Tip of the Day for April 16th, 2003.

[Evadman]

Tip of the Day:

Tired of wasting time cracking nuts with a crappy nutcracker? Get a pet squirrel who will eagerly nibble the nuts open for you.

This has been the Tip of the Day for April 16th, 2003. Thank you.

Previous Three Tips of the Day:
Tip of the Day for April 13th, 2003.
Tip of the Day for April 12th, 2003.
Tip of the Day for April 11th, 2003.

 

[zsouthboy]

That sounds.... painful to say the least.

 

[RalphKramden]

Originally posted by: zsouthboy
That sounds.... painful to say the least.

Evadmans a very lonely guy.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: RalphKramden

Originally posted by: zsouthboy
That sounds.... painful to say the least.

Evadmans a very lonely guy.

I will take what I can get. You offerin'? I am open friday night. we can go to Fridays or catch a flick. you up for it?

 

[Heisenberg]

I'd just use a pair of pliers. Works well, and hey, you get to have a big chrome set of pliers around all the time.

 

[eakers]

i demand a recount.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: RalphKramden

Originally posted by: zsouthboy
That sounds.... painful to say the least.

Evadmans a very lonely guy.

I will take what I can get. You offerin'? I am open friday night. we can go to Fridays or catch a flick. you up for it?

Wow I never thought ATOT would hit rock bottom. I think it just did. Evadmans trying to get a date.

 

[KingNothing]

Or you could order the Lexus GX survival kit and get a lobster claw cracker, which incidentally will also crack nuts. More portable than the squirrel.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: RalphKramden

Originally posted by: zsouthboy
That sounds.... painful to say the least.

Evadmans a very lonely guy.

I will take what I can get. You offerin'? I am open friday night. we can go to Fridays or catch a flick. you up for it?

:Q

LMAO Evadman, thanks for the TOTD

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Or you could order the Lexus GX survival kit and get a lobster claw cracker, which incidentally will also crack nuts. More portable than the squirrel.

How the hell is that a "survival kit"?

If I ever find myself floating in San Francisco bay, with no hope of rescue, and with only a lobster net made out of hair I pulled out of my head and wove together, I can use this "survival kit" to crack open the lobster. Of course, the lobster crackwer will be in the glovebox of my Lexus which is conviently located about 10,000 fathoms below me. But I will think of that "survival kit" as a lobster sits on my raft, taunting me, knowing I can not crack him open. I hate that lobster.

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Or you could order the Lexus GX survival kit and get a lobster claw cracker, which incidentally will also crack nuts. More portable than the squirrel.

How the hell is that a "survival kit"?

If I ever find myself floating in San Francisco bay, with no hope of rescue, and with only a lobster net made out of hair I pulled out of my head and wove together, I can use this "survival kit" to crack open the lobster. Of course, the lobster crackwer will be in the glovebox of my Lexus which is conviently located about 10,000 fathoms below me. But I will think of that "survival kit" as a lobster sits on my raft, taunting me, knowing I can not crack him open. I hate that lobster.

/shrug look at the thread in HD.

 

[glugglug]

I'd eat the squirrel before he nibbles on my nuts

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: glugglug
I'd eat the squirrel before he nibbles on my nuts

Why would the squirrel need to nibble on your nuts? The squirrel would just eat yours whole.

 

[Strych9]

Dude...you need to get laid....