Tip of the Day for April 10th, 2003.

[Evadman]

Tip of the Day:

Do not drink green glowing water. Unless it just came out of a Mt. Dew can.

This has been the Tip of the Day for April 10th, 2003. Thank you.

Previous Three Tips of the Day:
Tip of the Day for April 9rd, 2003.
Tip of the Day for April 8th, 2003.
Tip of the Day for April 7th, 2003.

 

[xirtam]

What about the 2-liter bottles?

 

[iamme]

sometimes i wonder if Evadman's tips of the day come from real life experiences

 

[rudeguy]

what about the yellow water...thats safe right?

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: iamme
sometimes i wonder if Evadman's tips of the day come from real life experiences

I don't wonder. They're too true-to-life to be fabricated.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
what about the yellow water...thats safe right?

i hear yellow snow is good.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
what about the yellow water...thats safe right?

i hear yellow snow is good.

eww...that just brought on a flashback from jackass the movie

 

[godmare]

Way too much like this tip of the day

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
what about the yellow water...thats safe right?

i hear yellow snow is good.

eww...that just brought on a flashback from jackass the movie

lol

that was nasty. almost as nasty as the guy taking a dump in the hardware store's toilet

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: godmare
Way too much like this tip of the day

Well, EXCUSE ME! *smack*

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: godmare
Way too much like this tip of the day

Well, EXCUSE ME! *smack*

Yeah, you're really slacking lol

j/k

 

[xirtam]

Definitely not a repost though.

 

[sharkeeper]

Last time I checked, Mt. Dew doesn't exhibit any phosphorescent or self luminescent characteristics of any kind.

It fluoresces moderately with 200 mW of 532 nM (Coherent Compass DPSS laser used for source) and we can observe a 200 mS decay of persistence which is about typical given the known assay.

Purple Jolly Ranchers, OTOH, have decays well in excess of 1000 mS which is quite eerie. We tried more optical input (moving up the scale to the Melles Griot Class IV DPSS) but the candy started to get ablated during the experiment. We may try a larger KTP800 in Q-switch mode but it isn't worth the risk exploding the specimen all over the lab! :Q Perhaps we'll try the shoot outdoors.

-DAK-

 

[Legendary]

The tip of the day for today should be GO WATCH THE MATRIX TRAILER!
If not, good one

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: shuttleteam
Last time I checked, Mt. Dew doesn't exhibit any phosphorescent or self luminescent characteristics of any kind.

It fluoresces moderately with 200 mW of 532 nM (Coherent Compass DPSS laser used for source) and we can observe a 200 mS decay of persistence which is about typical given the known assay.

Purple Jolly Ranchers, OTOH, have decays well in excess of 1000 mS which is quite eerie. We tried more optical input (moving up the scale to the Melles Griot Class IV DPSS) but the candy started to get ablated during the experiment. We may try a larger KTP800 in Q-switch mode but it isn't worth the risk exploding the specimen all over the lab! :Q Perhaps we'll try the shoot outdoors.

-DAK-

you scare me
keep away

 

[glugglug]

Mountain Dew is yellow.
Surge is green.

Unfortunately almost no place in NYC sells surge.

UCF tap water glows greenish yellow. Is that OK to drink?

 

[glugglug]

Addendum to tip of the day:

If you're at a bladder bust and your beer tastes like piss, it probably is.