Tip #1: Leave one of your parents' windows unlocked

WinkOsmosis

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So that when you're in town for a party you can sneak in. Especially necessary if they have a deadbolt.

Tip #2: Don't flush the toilet.
 

ThaGrandCow

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How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad
 

chin311

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad


my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house ;)
 

chin311

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad


my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house ;)
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

If they have a deadbolt you have to knock. I don't have to worry about beating beat down because my dad has bad hearing.
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: chin311
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad


my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house ;)

Obviously you white people aren't good at burglary like us brown people.
 

Stark

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you don't have a key for your parents' house? maybe they dont WANT you visiting unannounced. :Q
 

EvilYoda

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Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Originally posted by: chin311
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad


my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house ;)

Obviously you white people aren't good at burglary like us brown people.

lol...oh yeah!? Well I have ninja skills. I am silent like the night. ;)

But I'm still confused as to your original situation...you were in town for a party somewhere else, and...?
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Originally posted by: chin311
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad


my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house ;)

Obviously you white people aren't good at burglary like us brown people.

lol...oh yeah!? Well I have ninja skills. I am silent like the night. ;)

But I'm still confused as to your original situation...you were in town for a party somewhere else, and...?

And I went to my parents' apartment. Because I wanted to... but I didn't want to wake my parents up at 6am with breath that smells like rubbing alcohol.
 

oniq

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Tip #4: Cuddle at your parents feet, they'll just think you are the family pet.

I love this thread, its full of useful tips!!
 

bockchow

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finding her son passed out on the sofa stinking of alcohol is something that realy makes a mother proud. get a cheep hotel room or a buddy with a couch.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: oniq
Tip #4: Cuddle at your parents feet, they'll just think you are the family pet.

I love this thread, its full of useful tips!!

Hehe :)

Tip #5: Have more :beer:
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

If they have a deadbolt you have to knock. I don't have to worry about beating beat down because my dad has bad hearing.

ummm... deadbolts can be key operated, so, no, you don't have to knock.
 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

If they have a deadbolt you have to knock. I don't have to worry about beating beat down because my dad has bad hearing.

ummm... deadbolts can be key operated, so, no, you don't have to knock.

I mean a non key deadbolt then.