Tip #1: Leave one of your parents' windows unlocked

[WinkOsmosis]

So that when you're in town for a party you can sneak in. Especially necessary if they have a deadbolt.

Tip #2: Don't flush the toilet.

 

[Argo]

Tip #3: Run really fast as your father reaches for the shotgun.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house 😉

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house 😉

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

If they have a deadbolt you have to knock. I don't have to worry about beating beat down because my dad has bad hearing.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: chin311

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house 😉

Obviously you white people aren't good at burglary like us brown people.

 

[Stark]

you don't have a key for your parents' house? maybe they dont WANT you visiting unannounced. :Q

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: chin311

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house 😉

Obviously you white people aren't good at burglary like us brown people.

lol...oh yeah!? Well I have ninja skills. I am silent like the night. 😉

But I'm still confused as to your original situation...you were in town for a party somewhere else, and...?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: chin311

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

my thoughts exactly, trying to come thru a window makes a lot more noise than a door, at least at my house 😉

Obviously you white people aren't good at burglary like us brown people.

lol...oh yeah!? Well I have ninja skills. I am silent like the night. 😉

But I'm still confused as to your original situation...you were in town for a party somewhere else, and...?

And I went to my parents' apartment. Because I wanted to... but I didn't want to wake my parents up at 6am with breath that smells like rubbing alcohol.

 

[oniq]

Tip #4: Cuddle at your parents feet, they'll just think you are the family pet.

I love this thread, its full of useful tips!!

 

[bockchow]

finding her son passed out on the sofa stinking of alcohol is something that realy makes a mother proud. get a cheep hotel room or a buddy with a couch.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: oniq
Tip #4: Cuddle at your parents feet, they'll just think you are the family pet.

I love this thread, its full of useful tips!!

Hehe 🙂

Tip #5: Have more :beer:

 

[Reel]

tip #6, don't revive month old threads...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Sheesh, you mean you didn't get a girl to take you home? 😛 What kind of example are you setting for the ATOTers?

- M4H

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

If they have a deadbolt you have to knock. I don't have to worry about beating beat down because my dad has bad hearing.

ummm... deadbolts can be key operated, so, no, you don't have to knock.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
How bout just using the keys in the front door? You make more noise coming in a window then going in the front door. Plus you won't get mistaken for a burglar and get the crap beat out of you by your dad

If they have a deadbolt you have to knock. I don't have to worry about beating beat down because my dad has bad hearing.

ummm... deadbolts can be key operated, so, no, you don't have to knock.

I mean a non key deadbolt then.