Times you want to kick your roomate in the temple

UnatcoAgent

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I'll set the stage for you

- I go to get subway with my bud Nick

Come back to my room to find a note on the door that says "Rob, your sister called"

I think WTF I don't have a sis.. oh wait FVCK

Find out the girl he has over HAS A SINGLE ROOM IN RESIDENCE but the smacktards didn't think about going there

god DAMN!
 

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: Magnum375
I'll set the stage for you

- I go to get subway with my bud Nick

Come back to my room to find a note on the door that says "Rob, your sister called"

I think WTF I don't have a sis.. oh wait FVCK

Find out the girl he has over HAS A SINGLE ROOM IN RESIDENCE but the smacktards didn't think about going there

god DAMN!

wuh?
 

TheChort

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ok... I got that you don't have a sister, but what does "single room in residence" mean?
 

UnatcoAgent

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Basically my roomate brought some girl over to our room when I was out and left a code "your sister called" on the door, informing me that I was not wanted in the room.

The kicker is that according to another friend, this girl has a single room on our floor.

Why they wouldn't go there you ask ? Beats me.
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: Magnum375
Basically my roomate brought some girl over to our room when I was out and left a code "your sister called" on the door, informing me that I was not wanted in the room.

The kicker is that according to another friend, this girl has a single room on our floor.

Why they wouldn't go there you ask ? Beats me.

Ok, so how were we supposed to deduce that "your sister called" was a code?
 

v3rrv3

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he should have put something more easily understood like "DON'T COME IN I'M GETTING LAID" then your story may have made a little more sense :p
 

UnatcoAgent

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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Magnum375
Basically my roomate brought some girl over to our room when I was out and left a code "your sister called" on the door, informing me that I was not wanted in the room.

The kicker is that according to another friend, this girl has a single room on our floor.

Why they wouldn't go there you ask ? Beats me.

Ok, so how were we supposed to deduce that "your sister called" was a code?

My bad - I'm tired as hell.
 

TheChort

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I'm feeling as though this story is a bit unfinished...

You come to room. Roommate has girl in bedroom, with note on door.
You have no clue what significance of note is, but wondering why door is closed.
Next logical step -> OPEN DOOR

Hilarity Ensues?
 

cerebusPu

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shoulda burst the door open and got your digcam out. go back, take pics, and report back to this thread.
 

UnatcoAgent

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Originally posted by: TheChort
I'm feeling as though this story is a bit unfinished...

You come to room. Roommate has girl in bedroom, with note on door.
You have no clue what significance of note is, but wondering why door is closed.
Next logical step -> OPEN DOOR

Hilarity Ensues?

I go to room after buying declicious subway sandwhich.

Witness note on the door before attempted opening. Note reads as code which was pre-established for when my girlfriend was up here, and whenver he had someone over.

Saught other shelter until this point, in a friends room.

I'm not annoyed really, just tired :brokenheart::wine:
 

UnatcoAgent

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Originally posted by: cerebusPu
shoulda burst the door open and got your digcam out. go back, take pics, and report back to this thread.

Haha yea that would be more than funny :D
 

Jhill

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It's not that hard.

It's a code they made up before and he didn't realize it at first.

He is sitting on the steps and his rommie is getting a rimjob.

Do I need to get an overhead and explain this?
 

virtuamike

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Originally posted by: Jhill
It's not that hard.

It's a code they made up before and he didn't realize it at first.

He is sitting on the steps and his rommie is getting a rimjob.

Do I need to get an overhead and explain this?

Yes, with :camera:s plz