Times when you wished you had a Video Camera

[Mill]

I was reminded of this unexpectedly, and this was certainly one of the funniest moments of my life. I was at Auto-Zone getting some transmission oil at 11pm or so, and this guy was there with a gigantic truck of Ford Racing memorabilia. Being that I had a Mustang at the time, I had to look at it. Well, he was out of something I wanted, but said he had it back at his house. He only lived a few miles away, so I said what the hell, and a friend and I rode out to his house. Well, this was a night in which there was not a moon. We pull up and go traipsing through this guy's yard. I hear a splash and then a "oh sh!t" and my friend has fallen into this guy's fish pond. It was about 4 foot deep, and of course it was full of mud and silt. My friend is trying to climb out and he keeps sliding back down. I _literally_ cannot move because I'm on the ground laughing. My side was hurting so bad that I thought I might pass out. It took a good three hours before I could complete a sentence without laughing. I mean -- he's just walking along and then splash. He couldn't climb out and I was powerless to help him. The funniest thing was his excuse: He said there were lillypads, and in the darkness he thought he was walking through a garden. That's what his ass gets for trying to walk through a garden then!

 

[minendo]

Times when you wished you had a Video Camera

Last night when the two hot neighbors came over to play.

 

When some lady in front of me driving crossed three lanes of traffic and rolled like 5 times in a ditch on the interstate. She was fine (only cause she wore her seatbelt) and told the cops she started swerving cause she saw a spider on her dashboard.

 

Originally posted by: minendo

Times when you wished you had a Video Camera

Last night when the two hot neighbors came over to play.

Winner!

 

[Fausto]

I used to work at a bike shop. There was a western boots store next door. These two yokels drove up in a truck with three (count 'em) three full-sized Confederate flags on short flagpoles sticking up out of the back of the bed. They park, get out, take down all three flags, very carefully roll them up, and deposit them in the cab.

They go into the store.

5 minutes later, they emerge, get the flags back out, unroll them, reinstall them in the bed, and drive off. Mind you, it was a sunny day and the truck was parked about 20 feet from the front door of the store. I laughed my ass off watching them.

 

[Gibson486]

Patriots superbowl riots......

So many college girls that really got into the moment....

 

[Ausm]

Skiing in Colorado I saw a yeti.


Ausm

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: buck
When some lady in front of me driving crossed three lanes of traffic and rolled like 5 times in a ditch on the interstate. She was fine (only cause she wore her seatbelt) and told the cops she started swerving cause she saw a spider on her dashboard.

You've located Syringer's mom! :Q

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: minendo

Times when you wished you had a Video Camera

Last night when the two hot neighbors came over to play.

Why would you want to video tape your television when the quality would be much better if you went straight from the DVD player to a DVD recorder?

 

[thermalpaste]

I wish I could videotape my ex-girlfriend in the nude......she had big jumbleeez

 

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: buck
When some lady in front of me driving crossed three lanes of traffic and rolled like 5 times in a ditch on the interstate. She was fine (only cause she wore her seatbelt) and told the cops she started swerving cause she saw a spider on her dashboard.

You've located Syringer's mom! :Q

lol

 

[amish]

i'm gonna go with the obligatory: when i was doing your mom.

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: amish
i'm gonna go with the obligatory: when i was doing your mom.

Have you seen Mill's mom????

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: DT4K

Originally posted by: amish
i'm gonna go with the obligatory: when i was doing your mom.

Have you seen Mill's mom????

*Turns around and looks at the naked chick laying on the bed.


Yup.

 

[thomsbrain]

the time i did paris hilton.


oh wait, i did have one.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
the time i did paris hilton.


oh wait, i did have one.

Lucky for you. My batteries died while I was waiting in line.

 

[lokiju]

So many times...

But I did get some good video one year in fantasy fest down in Key West, almost like watching a cheesy porn.

Ahh, good times indeed.

 

[cerebusPu]

sex related? cause those are the only moments where i go...dang i wish i had a video camera.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

I was reminded of this unexpectedly, and this was certainly one of the funniest moments of my life. I was at Auto-Zone getting some transmission oil at 11pm or so, and this guy was there with a gigantic truck of Ford Racing memorabilia. Being that I had a Mustang at the time, I had to look at it. Well, he was out of something I wanted, but said he had it back at his house. He only lived a few miles away, so I said what the hell, and a friend and I rode out to his house. Well, this was a night in which there was not a moon. We pull up and go traipsing through this guy's yard. I hear a splash and then a "oh sh!t" and my friend has fallen into this guy's fish pond. It was about 4 foot deep, and of course it was full of mud and silt. My friend is trying to climb out and he keeps sliding back down. I _literally_ cannot move because I'm on the ground laughing. My side was hurting so bad that I thought I might pass out. It took a good three hours before I could complete a sentence without laughing. I mean -- he's just walking along and then splash. He couldn't climb out and I was powerless to help him. The funniest thing was his excuse: He said there were lillypads, and in the darkness he thought he was walking through a garden. That's what his ass gets for trying to walk through a garden then!

OMGWTFPORKCHOPSANDAPPLESAUCE That was hilarious!!!