time traveller wins in stock market

[Beattie]

link

 

[XZeroII]

yea, read about it a few days ago. I hate people who don't read the instructions when they buy a time machine. It says in big letter "DO NOT ALTER THE PAST, OR ATTEMPT TO PROFIT FROM THIS MACHINE". Some people...

 

[Kevin]

This thread is like a time machine...

 

[Rent]

On an unrelated note, DeLorean search and siezures have gone through the roof.

 

[brxndxn]

I would love to ask him whether Hillary becomes the next president so I know whether or not I have to kill myself.

 

[Syringer]

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.

W00t. No source more reliable than WWN.

 

[ReiAyanami]

this thread is caught in a temporal mobius strip, return to sender due to insufficient repostage.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
I would love to ask him whether Hillary becomes the next president so I know whether or not I have to kill myself.

yea same here.

but id kill her first

 

[UglyCasanova]

Didn't Martha Stuart do the same thing? Does this mean that she is from the future or not?

 

[ElFenix]

hehehe weekly world news

 

[JEDI]

ok, the story is fake right?!

"120 insider trading tips that made $350 million" :Q

 

[Joony]

Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

whoa!

 

[ElFenix]

ITS FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS!!!! ITS FAKE!