Time to outlaw gasoline

Texashiker

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We have to do something to protect children from accidentally drinking gasoline.

http://www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=634798&hpt=us_bn5

Maybe someone needs to form a foundation to pressure congress into passing stricter gasoline control laws. Lets call the organization Gasoline Control.

This is what I propose:

1 week waiting period with full background check before buying gasoline
Gasoline has to kept locked inside of a gas safe
Parental control locks on gas cans
No sale of gasoline to anyone under 21 years old
Some kind of law that prohibits stockpiling gas
Only X amount of gasoline can be purchased in a 30 day time period

We also have to do something to prohibit the mentally ill from buying gas

Convicted felons should be prohibited from buying gasoline.
 

Beev

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I know your post is facetious, but if that happened I see the oil companies complaining like the bars that complain when stricter DUI penalties are put into place.
 

Zedtom

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I have seen kids huffing gasoline to get high off the fumes. I've even been at the gas station and heard people remark that they love the smell of gasoline.

We are so used to inhaling toxic air that it's not too surprising to see solvents being inhaled or consumed.
 

ShawnD1

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OP you're wrong. They will ban or restrict GAS PUMPS.
We should put sin taxes on gasoline to discourage people from drinking it. You should also need to be over 18 to buy it (I think this is already a law, it's to prevent fire related accidents)


I've even been at the gas station and heard people remark that they love the smell of gasoline.
I like the smell of gasoline.
 

ShawnD1

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inhalant_abuse#Europe_and_North_America
In Canada, Native children in the isolated Northern Labrador community of Davis Inlet were the focus of national concern in 1993, when many were found to be sniffing gasoline. The federal Canadian and provincial Newfoundland and Labrador governments intervened on a number of occasions, sending many children away for treatment. Despite being moved to the new community of Natuashish in 2002, serious inhalant abuse problems have continued
LOL
 

TuxDave

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We should put sin taxes on gasoline to discourage people from drinking it. You should also need to be over 18 to buy it (I think this is already a law, it's to prevent fire related accidents)

Gasoline is already taxed (I assume to make $$$ and MAYBE to encourage people to use less gasoline) and in some states, you can't even dispense it yourself.
 
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I purpose they call the bill to add these restrictions The Freedom Act.

i support naming the bill The Freedom Act, and attach a rider to provide for warrantless searches, wiretapping, seizure of property and detainment by any and all law enforcement upon any and all citizens that are not super-rich.
 

corwin

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never having done the siphon thing, how does gasoline taste?

Tastes like absolute shit and gives you the worst heartburn you could possibly imagine...don't know how a 2yr old could have opened up a lawn mower tank and found a pipe (or whatever) to use as a straw let alone drink enough to kill him
 

JTsyo

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Tastes like absolute shit and gives you the worst heartburn you could possibly imagine...don't know how a 2yr old could have opened up a lawn mower tank and found a pipe (or whatever) to use as a straw let alone drink enough to kill him

yea seems weird. Think more it's likely they left gas out and the kid found it and drank it. Though with kids you never know.
 

Texashiker

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I think, that in order to buy super unleaded, you need a class 3 dealers license.

That 91 octane is some dangerous stuff, who know what could happen if it fell into the wrong hands.

Just imagine the horror if some criminal got ahold of 91 octane, there is no telling what they could do.
 

dmcowen674

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We have to do something to protect children from accidentally drinking gasoline.

http://www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=634798&hpt=us_bn5

Maybe someone needs to form a foundation to pressure congress into passing stricter gasoline control laws. Lets call the organization Gasoline Control.

This is what I propose:

1 week waiting period with full background check before buying gasoline
Gasoline has to kept locked inside of a gas safe
Parental control locks on gas cans
No sale of gasoline to anyone under 21 years old
Some kind of law that prohibits stockpiling gas
Only X amount of gasoline can be purchased in a 30 day time period

We also have to do something to prohibit the mentally ill from buying gas

Convicted felons should be prohibited from buying gasoline.

Should at least have to sign a form.