Time to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum...

[dennilfloss]

Looks like DNF might not be a game for little kids.

LOL at Duke getting a blowjob from twins near the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-97N6jNKb4

 

[KeithTalent]

Damn, I thought this was a thread about Rowdy Roddy Piper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

KT

 

[Farang]

bubble gum

 

[Lash444]

I believe it's

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

 

[dennilfloss]

Nitpickers. Duke hates them.

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

does that quote come out in the game? if so then it's no surpise as Duke has been stealing movie quotes from the evil dead series for ages.

 

[Krazy4Real]

LOL! That actually looks pretty decent.

 

[punjabiplaya]

shake it baby

 

[Drako]

So, does Duke have two cocks? That scene at the end has me confused.

 

[Homerboy]

So, does Duke have two cocks? That scene at the end has me confused.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

That looks fucking terrible.

 

[sandorski]

That looks fucking awesome.

fixed for accuracy.

 

[Mark R]

Haha. KT beat me to it.

That has to be the one the most epic movie lines evar - and Duke ruined it:

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubble gum"

 

[preslove]

1. Those dudes suck at demoing shit.
2. The game looks Meh.
3. I was in Duke's target demo, but outgrew it before DNF had really become vaporware

 

[Numenorean]

So, does Duke have two cocks? That scene at the end has me confused.

Wow....feel sorry for you never having two chicks on you at once. Must suck to be you.

 

[coolVariable]

does that quote come out in the game? if so then it's no surpise as Duke has been stealing movie quotes from the evil dead series for ages.

fail!

1. That quote has been part of Duke lore since the first game.
2. Evil Dead? At least get the movie right! It was "They Live"
3. The movie quote is similar but different!

Kids these days ... tss, tss, tss.

 

[sandorski]

1. Those dudes suck at demoing shit.
2. The game looks Meh.
3. I was in Duke's target demo, but outgrew it before DNF had really become vaporware

The only way to outgrow Duke is to die. All Ghosts should be Banned.

 

[Muadib]

1. Those dudes suck at demoing shit.
2. The game looks Meh.
3. I was in Duke's target demo, but outgrew it before DNF had really become vaporware

#3 fits me too.

 

[Drako]

Wow....feel sorry for you never having two chicks on you at once. Must suck to be you.

I normally have 3 chicks on me at once, but my cock is centered on my body, so they all work in the middle

I don't have a cock on each kneecap.

 

[Soccerman06]

You all will buy this game so suck it up and support DNF, otherwise we may never get DNF2 in 12 years.

 

[Dankk]

Apparently Duke enjoys getting knee jobs.

 

[meltdown75]

does that quote come out in the game? if so then it's no surpise as Duke has been stealing movie quotes from the evil dead series for ages.

yes... i believe it is before the final boss battle in Duke 3D.

my personal fav was "i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" - because he actually did it after (another) boss. while reading a paper. and whistling the D3D tune

 

[thegimp03]

Haha, I liked the thing that popped up on screen after he killed the monster "Press X to Kick Field Goal"...

I'm sure I won't buy the game for full price when it comes out if it's going to be $50-60. I'd buy it for $30 or so just for the value I see in the comedy.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

yes... i believe it is before the final boss battle in Duke 3D.

my personal fav was "i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" - because he actually did it after (another) boss. while reading a paper. and whistling the D3D tune

I remember when the pussified Nintendo 64 version of the game came out, they changed that line to, "in a perfect world you'd already be dead". Fucking pussy-ass Nintendo. However that version did have some sweet multiplayer levels that weren't on PC.

 

[meltdown75]

I remember when the pussified Nintendo 64 version of the game came out, they changed that line to, "in a perfect world you'd already be dead". Fucking pussy-ass Nintendo. However that version did have some sweet multiplayer levels that weren't on PC.

did he still take the dump?