Time to go to the polls, step right in

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
70,876
30,133
136
Combining two closely related threads has produced this poll. Please tell us how you feel.
 

Sphexi

Diamond Member
Feb 22, 2005
7,280
0
0
I voted for pizza, since I love pizza.


But lately I've decided I must stop eating it, or at least cutting back on it a lot. I guess as I'm getting older I'm developing a mild lactose intolerance or something. Back in the day I could eat a few pieces of pizza without an issue, now just two and I've gotta take a shot of Pepto to make the gas and constipation go away.




Still, having to sit on the can for a few hours to squeeze one out beats church.
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
25,284
1,997
126
It doesn't even need to be pizza. A calzone or a meatball parm grinder easily beats church.
 

Sphexi

Diamond Member
Feb 22, 2005
7,280
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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
It doesn't even need to be pizza. A calzone or a meatball parm grinder easily beats church.

:(

Now I'm hungry, but I know if I eat anything I'll just throw it up. Stupid food poisoning.
 

bignateyk

Lifer
Apr 22, 2002
11,288
7
0
Originally posted by: Jeff7
I prayed to both and got the same thing. :(

But pizza tastes a lot better than those little papery Jesus wafers. Mmm, ritual cannibalism.


Dammit I'm hungry now.

Yeah.. if they switched to beer and cheese as the communion snacks, i'd be all about church.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
68,878
12,828
126
www.anyf.ca
Church. I follow the harsh and narrow path, but when I get to heaven I get unlimited bagels with tons of Philadelphia Cream Cheese.

Though that was a VERY tough decision.

Those who follow the paved and wide road of pizza will soon find themselves in the ring of fire, and flushes of doom.

Repent, repent!

Or even better: have pizza *AT* church. In fact, I think that's exactly whats going to happen tomorrow. The sunday school kids have to stay to practice for the Christmas play and I have to stay to help with the sound. They will order pizza. :D
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
41,596
19
81
Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
Church. I follow the harsh and narrow path, but when I get to heaven I get unlimited bagels with tons of Philadelphia Cream Cheese.

Though that was a VERY tough decision.

Those who follow the paved and wide road of pizza will soon find themselves in the ring of fire, and flushes of doom.
Awesome, that makes it so much easier to cook the pizza.



 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
64,772
13,118
146
Give me pizza any day...at least I feel like I got something for my $$$.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
70,876
30,133
136
Hmmm, church did better than I expected. I didn't think it would poll higher than ten percent.
 

sjwaste

Diamond Member
Aug 2, 2000
8,757
12
81
I'd take Church. Both because I enjoy it to a degree, and I really don't like pizza all that much.

Coincidentally, there was pizza after mass tonight if you were staying to help with something or other. We didn't stay, though.
 

CKent

Diamond Member
Aug 17, 2005
9,020
0
0
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
I'd rather swallow a glass full of razor blades than go to church. So, pizza.

I think that's one case where discretion is the better part of valor, I'd go to church given that decision. I went as a child and found it to be BS. But I went when I was older and found it very interesting. It's a view into a culture far removed fro my own. And while I'm an atheist, most preachers (outside of the bible belt) talk about things I agree with; treating others with respect, being tolerant and being content in life. Not how gays will burnin hell, etc. - that's really the south / midwest, not the northeast where I live. If nothing else, it's good to have a working knowledge of religion since it'll help you relate to ~95% of the world's population and after all, it is world history, like it or not.