"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Zenmervolt

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In the case of my job, it means that in a 12 hour workday, I don't get a lunch hour.

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if you play kenny g during lunch, the passage of time slows down by 56%. It's scientifically proven.
 

Zenmervolt

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Originally posted by: walla
if you play kenny g during lunch, the passage of time slows down by 56%. It's scientifically proven.
Yes, but if you play Kenny G at any time, the probability that your co-workers will rip out your fingernails with a pair of Vice-Grips (TM) increases by a percentage so large that the human mind cannot fathom it.

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Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Originally posted by: walla
if you play kenny g during lunch, the passage of time slows down by 56%. It's scientifically proven.
Yes, but if you play Kenny G at any time, the probability that your co-workers will rip out your fingernails with a pair of Vice-Grips (TM) increases by a percentage so large that the human mind cannot fathom it.

ZV

would that be...100%? ;)