AnyMal
Lifer
Two potheads are busted for posession, booked, and brought before the judge. The judge looks over the paperwork and delivers his verdict: "Considering this is your first offence and the amount of marijuana seized is negligeble, I am willing to give you a break. There are two conditions however. First, you must clean up and submit to a voluntary test once every month for the next year. Second, you must talk to as many of your friends who do drugs as possible. You must convince at least one of them to give up for good. You must appear in this court a month from today and report on your successes. Do you understand the conditions of your release?" "Yes, your honor" they replied. They are released from custody immediately.
A moth later they are back in court. "Well, have you two cleaned up as promised?" judge asks. "Yes, your honor, we did. We passed our first drug tests as well". "Good! Now for the second condition; have you talked to any of your friends and were you successfull in persuading them to quit drugs?" The first guy replies: "Yes, I talked to my friends and I convinced 10 of them to clean up". The judges smiles: "How were you able to convince them?" "Well, I had a help of the visual aide. I drew two circles, a small and a large one. I told them that a small circle represents their mind on drugs, and the large circle represents their mind without drugs." "Very well, how about you sir (points to the other guy), were you able to talk to any of your friends?" "Yes, your honor I did. I convinced about 200 people to quit drugs." Judge looks both surprised and impressed: "How were you able to pull the off?!" "Well, I've used a visual aide as well. I too drew two circles, a small and a large one. I told them that the small circle represents their a$$hole before prison"......
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A moth later they are back in court. "Well, have you two cleaned up as promised?" judge asks. "Yes, your honor, we did. We passed our first drug tests as well". "Good! Now for the second condition; have you talked to any of your friends and were you successfull in persuading them to quit drugs?" The first guy replies: "Yes, I talked to my friends and I convinced 10 of them to clean up". The judges smiles: "How were you able to convince them?" "Well, I had a help of the visual aide. I drew two circles, a small and a large one. I told them that a small circle represents their mind on drugs, and the large circle represents their mind without drugs." "Very well, how about you sir (points to the other guy), were you able to talk to any of your friends?" "Yes, your honor I did. I convinced about 200 people to quit drugs." Judge looks both surprised and impressed: "How were you able to pull the off?!" "Well, I've used a visual aide as well. I too drew two circles, a small and a large one. I told them that the small circle represents their a$$hole before prison"......
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