Added another hose bib by my garage today, and while doing that I noticed that my water heater is corroded and starting to drip. Being an expert at home repair, I took the proper course of action and started bitching to my long suffering wife about how nothing lasts anymore, since I replaced the heater when I moved it "a few years ago". She pointed out that that was 24 years ago. So then I started bitching that I was going to have to spend the 4th replacing my water heater.
