A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much an extraction is. "£85 sir" came the reply.
"Och huv ye no' got anythin' cheapur?" asks the Scotsman, getting slightly agitated.
"Thats the normal charge sir" said the dentist
"What aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman, hopefully.
"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if thats what you want, I suppose I can do it for £70" said the dentist
"Whit aboot if ye used wan 'o thae dentist trainees and nae anaesthetic?" he said
"Well it's possible but they're only training. I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful, but I suppose we can bring it down to £20" said the dentist
"Brammer, it's a deal," said the Scotsman, "can ye book the wife in fur next Tuesday?"
"Och huv ye no' got anythin' cheapur?" asks the Scotsman, getting slightly agitated.
"Thats the normal charge sir" said the dentist
"What aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?" asked the Scotsman, hopefully.
"Well it's highly unusual sir, but if thats what you want, I suppose I can do it for £70" said the dentist
"Whit aboot if ye used wan 'o thae dentist trainees and nae anaesthetic?" he said
"Well it's possible but they're only training. I can't guarantee their level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful, but I suppose we can bring it down to £20" said the dentist
"Brammer, it's a deal," said the Scotsman, "can ye book the wife in fur next Tuesday?"
