Tiger Woods

[Row1and]

I've always wanted to talk to Tiger Woods' wife and find out what he's like when he comes home after loosing in a tournament like this. I know it doesn't happen often, but with someone who holds himself to such a high standard, the conversation he holds with his wife after a tournament he doesn't win would be interesting to hear.

What do you think he says?

 

[Slick5150]

I envision lots of smashing of things.


and timewarping apparently.

 

[Lurknomore]

Originally posted by: Row1and
I've always wanted to talk to Tiger Woods' wife and find out what he's like when he comes home after loosing in a tournament like this. I know it doesn't happen often, but with someone who holds himself to such a high standard, the conversation he holds with his wife after a tournament he doesn't win would be interesting to hear.

What do you think he says?

We know what you want.

 

[Row1and]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: Row1and
I've always wanted to talk to Tiger Woods' wife and find out what he's like when he comes home after loosing in a tournament like this. I know it doesn't happen often, but with someone who holds himself to such a high standard, the conversation he holds with his wife after a tournament he doesn't win would be interesting to hear.

What do you think he says?

We know what you want.

the heck does that even mean?

 

[CRXican]

who cares?

I'd tell his rich ass to shut the fuck up and let someone else enjoy their win for a change

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Row1and

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: Row1and
I've always wanted to talk to Tiger Woods' wife and find out what he's like when he comes home after loosing in a tournament like this. I know it doesn't happen often, but with someone who holds himself to such a high standard, the conversation he holds with his wife after a tournament he doesn't win would be interesting to hear.

What do you think he says?

We know what you want.

the heck does that even mean?

that you wish to stick your weiner in his extremely hot nordic wife.

 

[Row1and]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Row1and

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: Row1and
I've always wanted to talk to Tiger Woods' wife and find out what he's like when he comes home after loosing in a tournament like this. I know it doesn't happen often, but with someone who holds himself to such a high standard, the conversation he holds with his wife after a tournament he doesn't win would be interesting to hear.

What do you think he says?

We know what you want.

the heck does that even mean?

that you wish to stick your weiner in his extremely hot nordic wife.

Who wouldn't? lol

 

[NFS4]

He probably comes home, tells his wife to "assume the position", and tags the hell out of her for a while to relieve some stress.

That being said, did he say anything after Yang won (I mean, did they interview him)? I went upstairs after he hit the ball into the rough on 18.

 

[Miramonti]

We really needed another thread on him, particularly one without interview links.

 

[Row1and]

Originally posted by: NFS4
He probably comes home, tells his wife to "assume the position", and tags the hell out of her for a while to relieve some stress.

That being said, did he say anything after Yang won (I mean, did they interview him)? I went upstairs after he hit the ball into the rough on 18.

I didn't see anything on CBS

 

[Row1and]

Originally posted by: jjsole
We really needed another thread on him, particularly one without interview links.

Calm down man. U can start one with interview links.. or get the golf channel

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: Row1and

Originally posted by: jjsole
We really needed another thread on him, particularly one without interview links.

Calm down man. U can start one with interview links.. or get the golf channel

I was thinking that too, even another thread would be great because you can never have enough of the same topic on the same day.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

the dude is a beast!!!

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: BTRY B 529th FA BN
the dude is a beast!!!

Duh, his name is tiger

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Row1and

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: Row1and
I've always wanted to talk to Tiger Woods' wife and find out what he's like when he comes home after loosing in a tournament like this. I know it doesn't happen often, but with someone who holds himself to such a high standard, the conversation he holds with his wife after a tournament he doesn't win would be interesting to hear.

What do you think he says?

We know what you want.

the heck does that even mean?

that you wish to stick your weiner in his extremely hot nordic wife.

Tiger Woods is just another testament to guys with money/power getting the hot chicks. Tiger isn't a good lookin guy just normal but he's got the money/power and gets one fine ass piece of tail.

 

[Red Squirrel]

He probably asks her to do some practice shots in her driving range.

 

[allies]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Row1and

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: Row1and
I've always wanted to talk to Tiger Woods' wife and find out what he's like when he comes home after loosing in a tournament like this. I know it doesn't happen often, but with someone who holds himself to such a high standard, the conversation he holds with his wife after a tournament he doesn't win would be interesting to hear.

What do you think he says?

We know what you want.

the heck does that even mean?

that you wish to stick your weiner in his extremely hot nordic wife.

Tiger Woods is just another testament to guys with money/power getting the hot chicks. Tiger isn't a good lookin guy just normal but he's got the money/power and gets one fine ass piece of tail.

Not necessarily. He's also confident as hell and athletic.

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
He probably asks her to do some practice shots in her driving range.

I bet he makes her keep her greens well maintained.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
He probably asks her to do some practice shots in her driving range.

I bet he makes her keep her greens well maintained.

Any golfing property they own (greens, driving ranges, etc.) I would think is considered his in their relationship. She is not known for her golf skills while he of course is world famous for his, so that seems obvious to anyone with half a brain. Obviously neither of you even have that :roll:

 

[sjwaste]

Tiger's great for the game, but I love seeing others step up their game to beat him. It just makes golf that much more successful as a sport. He raises the bar in every tournament that he enters, and today someone took him up on the challenge and beat him.

The guy is so good that it's rare to see something like today -- it'd only happened one other time, and not in a major. But after watching him dominate for so many years, I find myself rooting for someone to come from behind and take it from him.

I realize Tiger doesn't see it that way, but when he plays, it brings the best out of everyone involved and it's exciting to see someone surpass him, even if it is just for that one week. He really put golf on the mainstream map, but he's now almost the villain because he's just SO good.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
He probably asks her to do some practice shots in her driving range.

I bet he makes her keep her greens well maintained.

Any golfing property they own (greens, driving ranges, etc.) I would think is considered his in their relationship. She is not known for her golf skills while he of course is world famous for his, so that seems obvious to anyone with half a brain. Obviously neither of you even have that :roll:

I don't think you understood the meaning behind "driving range".

 

[fustercluck]

you couldn't of posted this in the other tiger thread?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
He probably asks her to do some practice shots in her driving range.

I bet he makes her keep her greens well maintained.

Any golfing property they own (greens, driving ranges, etc.) I would think is considered his in their relationship. She is not known for her golf skills while he of course is world famous for his, so that seems obvious to anyone with half a brain. Obviously neither of you even have that :roll:

You fail.

 

[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
He probably asks her to do some practice shots in her driving range.

I bet he makes her keep her greens well maintained.

Any golfing property they own (greens, driving ranges, etc.) I would think is considered his in their relationship. She is not known for her golf skills while he of course is world famous for his, so that seems obvious to anyone with half a brain. Obviously neither of you even have that :roll:

Did you just not get both of those jokes?

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
He probably asks her to do some practice shots in her driving range.

I bet he makes her keep her greens well maintained.

Any golfing property they own (greens, driving ranges, etc.) I would think is considered his in their relationship. She is not known for her golf skills while he of course is world famous for his, so that seems obvious to anyone with half a brain. Obviously neither of you even have that :roll:

I sense the sarcasm....i really do

 

[ManyBeers]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: allies

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
He probably asks her to do some practice shots in her driving range.

I bet he makes her keep her greens well maintained.

Any golfing property they own (greens, driving ranges, etc.) I would think is considered his in their relationship. She is not known for her golf skills while he of course is world famous for his, so that seems obvious to anyone with half a brain. Obviously neither of you even have that :roll:

Not sure about this one. It's either a very subtle post designed to look like he completely missed the lame humor attempts by previous posters or, a complete brain-dead moron somehow managed to post in excess of 7,500 times on an Internet forum.