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Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex
February 19, 2010 | Issue 46•07 Onion Sports
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.
"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said.
lol the onion never disappoints 🙂
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golf
Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex
February 19, 2010 | Issue 46•07 Onion Sports
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.
"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said.
lol the onion never disappoints 🙂
