Tiger for President 2012!!!

[sapiens74]

He has the qualities Americans love in a President

He's black (well black enough like Obama)

He's a womanizer (pretty women too, even repubs would understand)


Oh yeah

He lives in the South!!!

 

[theflyingpig]

Weak.

 

[her209]

Don't forget that he's rich and went to Stanford.

 

[Robor]

Fail

 

[Lemon law]

CTR/alt/delete thread, how can Tiger be qualified for Pres when he just lost golf war one to his wife and a fire hydrant?

404 error, Bimbo links not confirmed yet.

 

[CADsortaGUY]

CTR/alt/delete thread, how can Tiger be qualified for Pres when he just lost golf war one to his wife and a fire hydrant?

404 error, Bimbo links not confirmed yet.

bimbo links not confirmed?
http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/
then what is he apologizing for?

 

[Printer Bandit]

Don't forget that he's rich and went to Stanford.

he did not graduate.

 

[Blackjack200]

bimbo links not confirmed?
http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/
then what is he apologizing for?

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

hmm. :hmm:
Maybe he opened the oven door when a cake was baking and it fell? Perhaps Elin had an unsavory late night encounter with the unsheathed rim of a toilet bowl? I mean, let's not jump to conclusions here.

 

[sapiens74]

and he's not ready to be pres?

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/d...ods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529

What initially was gonna cost him 10 mil is now possibly up to 75mil, that presidential material right there.

 

[werepossum]

Plus we know he has at least one real skill other than getting elected - unlike most presidents. Hey, presidents play a lot of golf anyway. "Come on over to the course, Putin. I'll whip your ass like the pussy you are, then we can talk about Iran."

Works for me.

 

[sapiens74]

Plus we know he has at least one real skill other than getting elected - unlike most presidents. Hey, presidents play a lot of golf anyway. "Come on over to the course, Putin. I'll whip your ass like the pussy you are, then we can talk about Iran."

Works for me.

Only if Putin keeps his shirt on.....

 

[her209]

he did not graduate.

yeah, but he still went there.

 

[Boof Bouillabase]

He wouldn't get much support from blacks or southern whites due to the color of his wife's skin.

 

[heyheybooboo]

Is Tiger old enough?



(not that I'm supporting this idea --- if we have to select a golfer for Pres. I'm going with Rodney Dangerfield)


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[Budmantom]

I'm sure he created more jobs than B Hussein Obama.