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yata

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SEMINARS FOR MEN

1.Combating Stupidity
2.You, too, can do housework
3.PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4.How to fill an ice tray
5.We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- give us money
6.Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
7.Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
8.Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
9.Get a life -- learn to cook and then clean up the kitchen
10.How not to act like a jerk when you're obviously wrong
11.Spelling -- Even you can get it right
12.Understanding your financial incompetence
13.You -- The Weaker Sex
14.Reasons to give flowers
15.Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
16.Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
17.You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
18.The morning dilemma: shower first, THEN breakfast
19.I'll wear it if I damn well please
20.How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it is not a bidet")
21."The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
22.Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are hooey.
23.How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
24.The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
25.Romanticism -- ideas other than sex
26.Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
27.Mother-in-laws -- They are often people, too
28.Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
29.You too can be a designated driver
30.Seeing the true you (formerly titled "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when
naked")
31.Changing your underwear -- it really works
32.Techniques for calling home



SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

1."Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
2.Appropriate rhetorical questions (formerly titled "Honey, do I look fat?")
3.Elementary Map Reading
4.Crying and law enforcement
5.Advanced Math Seminar -- How to program your VCR
6.You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
7.Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrast
8.The Seven-Outfit Week vs. the Seven-Week Outfit
9.PMS -- it's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (formerly titled "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty
-- Deal With It")
10.Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
11.Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
12.Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
13.Driving IV: Makeup and Driving -- It's as Simple as Oil and Water
14.The Super Bowl: Not a Game -- A Sacrament
15.Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
16.How to Earn Your Own Money but Spend His
17.Giftgiving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good")
18.Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
19.Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
20.Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
21.We forget birthdays, you forget sports stars: LET'S DROP IT
22.MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
23.Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels