Thursday Haiku thread!

[Fausto]

Haven't had one of these in a while. Kindly contribute a haiku (or two) on your choice of topics (mullet haikus encouraged).

On Neffing:

Typing like the wind
Yet I am saying nothing
Wrath of mods is near


On the upcoming USA v Germany World Cup match:

The yanks are coming
To stomp your Teutonic butts
Who is your daddy?


On the nature of mullets
Business in the front
Raucous party in the rear
Coors Light in my veins.


Further mullet ponderings
If a great tree falls
With no one about to hear
Is my hair still cool?


Fausto

 

[Ameesh]

i dont usually enjoy poetry ibut I like haikus.

 

[Nitemare]

A haiku was made
All your base are belong us
Mods locketh haiku

 

[kranky]

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absense.
"My Novel" not found.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

And my favorite, a palindromic haiku (almost):

Haiku: Nine men ogle gnats
all lit until last angel gone
Men in Ukiah.

 

[Moonbeam]

Gore won.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Gore won.

.....is not a Haiku
The syllables are all wrong
Try again Moonbeam.

 

[spazntwich1]

I need a damn job
Going to interview now
Cash money for me.

 

[spazntwich1]

I often put haikus in my away messages. Here are some of my favorite's of past time.

Do schoolwork all day,
And do homework all evening,
When is my free time?

I'm at the gun show,
Respect my authority,
Or I'll buy a gun.

Constantly opressed,
I suffer the wrath of all,
I am the white man.

Manly appendage,
Awkward moments standing tall,
Why does it mock me?

No obligations,
No wants, desires, or needs,
Except to get laid.

What is wrong with me,
Usually eloquent,
Currently stupid.

 

[SaturnX]

Here's a couple that are pretty good, they're from Fight Club (the novel, not the movie)

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

Without just one nest
A bird can call the world home
Life is your career

Flowers bloom and die
Wind brings butterflies or snow
A stone won't notice

A tiger can smile
A snake will say it loves you
Lies make us evil

Watching white moon face
The stars never feel anger
Blah, blah, blah, the end

--Mark

 

[Fausto]

One of my favorite books. Have you read Palahniuk's other books? Survivor in particular is hilarious if you've not read it.

Fausto

 

[Beau]

Bruce Lee is the man
Coca-Cola cannot win
Behold, the Dragon

 

[FelixDeCat]

This thread is stupid.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
This thread is stupid.

There's a 5 syllable line... Now come up with a 7-syllable and another 5 syllable line, and you can play along too.

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Feet hot like steaming irons
shuttered lightbeams mock me so
where is my waitress?

 

[GasX]

A striker named Owen
Meets a goalie names Marcos
Three goals are scored

Donovan Beasley Mathis
Say hello to Oliver Kahn
And school his ass

England Plays Brazil
The stakes are very high
Brazil goes home