Throbbing headache and profuse bleeding! *EDIT* *EDIT 2*

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I woke up this morning with a splitting headache. Around an hour ago I started bleeding out of my nose profusely. I've gathered almost a quart of blood already in a container. A few minutes ago I started trickling blood out of my ears. Also I can no longer see in colors and everything is taking on a very dark shade to it. What should I do? I don't want to pay the $25 co-charge if I go to the doctor.

WTF? Now I'm hearing screaming and nobody is around.

*EDIT* Polly and abby are trying to kill me! They've transformed from cute kittens into 1000 lionesses and they are batting down the door. oh no!

*EDIT 2* My left hand just fell off clean onto the floor.

 

[IBuyUFO]

maybe you're dying and no one will care

 

[MrDingleDangle]

wtf?

 

[Electric Amish]

Throbbing headache and profuse bleeding!

Period time again, Skoorby??

amish

 

[crab]

hahaha

 

[Aquaman]

Did Mrs Skoorb's give you "Kiss of the Dragon"? :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[pyonir]

the fat people put a curse on you for all your hatred.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

atleast you can still type

 

[GTaudiophile]

Tumor?

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: pyonir
the fat people put a curse on you for all your hatred.

I don't hate the fat people, just the fat! I'm a lover!

 

[Hooligan]

i woke up with a throbbing headache, i guess i shouldn't have drank so much.

on topic - go see a doctor, bleeding out of your nose and ears isn't a good sign at all.

 

[Toasthead]

Its probably nothing. I would say if it doesnt get any better after the weekend, maybe go to a phamacy, those people are almost doctors and they might be able to give you some free aspirin or something

 

[vi edit]

Isn't the Mrs. a nurse?!?!?!?

Ask her!

😀

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

we told you not to watch that dumbass movie.... maybe you can sue R.L. Hubbard. and his band of minions.

 

[KGB1]

be thankful your "johnson" isnt bleeding nor is it having a splitting headache. Grab some nyquil/jack daniels and rest for a bit. My ear bleeds sometimes too, but I usually wake up and see it on the pillow 😕 I never go to the doctor and mi fine 🙂

$25 to see a doctor... umm thats not too bad.. unless your saving that money for a sunday dinner at red lobster. Go and get it checked out.

 

[IBuyUFO]

he's not really bleeding. He's just crying out for attention 🙂

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Did Mrs Skoorb's give you "Kiss of the Dragon"? :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

hahahahaha, that was it exactly 😛

 

[Bulk Beef]

Stand over the trash can - the bleeding will stop eventually.

 

[Quixfire]

After 26K+ posts this is the best you can do?

I am disappointed in you Skoorb!

 

[Toasthead]

put it in the freezer.

 

Shoot some heroin, will clear that right up.

 

[nativesunshine]

I'm confused..

 

[GaryShandling]

Skoorb passed away this afternoon, if you wish to contact his next of kin please direct your comments to his families home webpage guestbook located here

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Go nef some more at the Hijacked Forums.

- M4H

 

[BooGiMaN]

use duct tape ...

oh and if u die i have dibs on ur computer and wife....i need a new hard drive and someone to do chores thanks...