Three year anniversary and the GF treated me like a king...

[brigden]

Last night we went out for a wonderful dinner. I had steak, she had salmon. This afternoon I was treated to a manicure, pedicure, and a brow tweasing. She also gave me a bottle of "Brit" by Burrbery, a great cologne.

I'm taking her into Toronto next week for a shopping spree.

Here's to our thoughtful significiant others!

 

[Cattlegod]

brow tweasing... ?

 

[Splork]

I'm assuming he means his eye brows.

-sp

 

[Blazin Trav]

This afternoon I was treated to a manicure, pedicure, and a brow tweasing.

Uh, you're a guy correct? Can I be the first to say WTF!?!?!?

-Trav

 

[Aimster]

You are whipped.. and so was I.
Enjoy it hope it lasts

 

[notfred]

I didn't realize you were a lesbian.

 

[upsciLLion]

I note the lack of a blowjob as a bad sign.

 

[BigJ]

I feel icky after reading this thread.

I think I'm going to go wrestle an alligator to feel more manly.

 

[BrokenVisage]

No blow teasing?

 

[aplefka]

What the hell? I thought you were gay, and I'm dead serious.

Why does everyone on here call you gay if you've had a gf of three years?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

i think he meant brow beating...

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
I note the lack of a blowjob as a bad sign.

Full disclosure isn't my style.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: aplefka
What the hell? I thought you were gay, and I'm dead serious.

Why does everyone on here call you gay if you've had a gf of three years?

He is the gayest straight man you will ever meet.

 

[Cattlegod]

i've got it!

he is a closet metro!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: aplefka
What the hell? I thought you were gay, and I'm dead serious.

Why does everyone on here call you gay if you've had a gf of three years?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
i've got it!

he is a closet metro!

There's nothing "closet" about him.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: aplefka
What the hell? I thought you were gay, and I'm dead serious.

Why does everyone on here call you gay if you've had a gf of three years?

closet?

 

[yllus]

Cool. What restaurant for dinner? This may come in handy.

 

[aplefka]

So you're NOT gay? Man, I've been here for over a year and I always thought you were gay.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: yllus
Cool. What restaurant for dinner? This may come in handy.

Sassafraz, a favourite of ours.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: aplefka
So you're NOT gay? Man, I've been here for over a year and I always thought you were gay.

No, I'm straight. Not even curious, like sonz70.

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: aplefka
So you're NOT gay? Man, I've been here for over a year and I always thought you were gay.

No, I'm straight. Not even curious, like sonz70.

ahh, so you would give a BJ for a 250 dollar tip?

 

[trmiv]

Man, I'd be mad at my wife if she made me sit through that crap.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Did she get you an easy pop collar shirt?

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Did she get you an easy pop collar shirt?

How long did it take you to come up with that gem?