Oh, and while political in nature, this isn't politics, and it isn't news, it's JOKES. (So P&N Nazis... go away)
And, before screaming repost.. link to all 3.
(Got it? you repost Nazis?)
And furthermore, I'm not correcting grammar or spelling. (So there, grammar and spelling Nazis)
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution
for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou
Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a
hostile work environment!
And, before screaming repost.. link to all 3.
(Got it? you repost Nazis?)And furthermore, I'm not correcting grammar or spelling. (So there, grammar and spelling Nazis)
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution
for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou
Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a
hostile work environment!
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