Three Old Ladies at the Ballgame (joke)

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first Diamondbacks baseball game.

They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing
the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.

Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base?

Think!
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You're gonna love it......
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Answer: it's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are
loaded........




Bahahahahahahah!!! I love this one!!!! Enjoy! :beer::D
 

NewSc2

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Apr 21, 2002
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thinking. thinking. thinking.

ohhh. That one was a thinker; some jokes are just thinker jokes.

[lying through teeth]doesn't mean that thinker jokes are bad, of course[/lying through teeth]
 

tweakmm

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May 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: NewSc2
i'm underage, so I think that has a bit to do with the thinker.
You're trying for the recovery but FAIL!.... I'm underage too
It's ok NewSc2, it really is, somepeople are just slower than other people. I think it's all that pot :D
 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: NewSc2
i'm underage, so I think that has a bit to do with the thinker.
You're trying for the recovery but FAIL!.... I'm underage too
It's ok NewSc2, it really is, somepeople are just slower than other people. I think it's all that pot :D

*ding!* Give that man a ceee-garrr! Thanks, tweakmm; not everyone can be as quick as you and I. :cool: