Three important science laws:

[MAME]

Three laws of thermodynamics:
1. You can't win, you can only break even
2. You can only break even at absolute zero
3. You can't reach absolute zero.

 

[Darien]

do you have one for the 0th law? 🙂

 

[MAME]

!

 

[ElFenix]

evolution violates the laws of thermodynamics!

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
evolution violates the laws of thermodynamics!

oh sh!t, I forgot evolution occurs at absolute zero

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: ElFenix
evolution violates the laws of thermodynamics!

oh sh!t, I forgot evolution occurs at absolute zero

No, that would be the First Law of Thermogoddammics...

 

[Corporate Thug]

thank you, now i can go on with my life

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: ElFenix
evolution violates the laws of thermodynamics!

oh sh!t, I forgot evolution occurs at absolute zero

No, that would be the First Law of Thermogoddammics...

...I know

 

[Amorphus]

That's too verbose.

1) You'll always break even
2) You can't win
3) You can't get out of the game.

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
That's too verbose.

1) You'll always break even
2) You can't win
3) You can't get out of the game.

uh...no.....

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: beer

Originally posted by: Amorphus
That's too verbose.

1) You'll always break even
2) You can't win
3) You can't get out of the game.

uh...no.....

hahaha. classic

 

[Mallow]

What goes up, must come down 😛

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Mallow
What goes up, must come down 😛

have you met my friend helium?

 

[Kadarin]

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
No matter where you go, there you are.

Nope. I'm somewhere else.

 

[her209]

Up and down is relative.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: her209
Up and down is relative.

G-d is up, satan is down!

 

[Mallow]

I forgot one... don't pee into the wind!!! That's about as scientific as you can get!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Mallow
I forgot one... don't pee into the wind!!! That's about as scientific as you can get!

You forgot the *most* important one of all:

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[Atomic Rooster]

You'll always find something in the last place you look. 😀

 

[MAME]

haha

 

[Schadenfroh]

so the questions are still the same.

hell, exothermic or endothermic

and

is 1 really .9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

 

[glareman]

The probability of any given event is inversely proportional to it's desirability!

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: Mallow
What goes up, must come down 😛

have you met my friend helium?

helium is still pulled into high density gravity fields though just like everything else. didn't you pay attention in your advanced physics class?

 

[JonnyStarks]

Originally posted by: BadDaddy
You'll always find something in the last place you look. 😀

Because after you find it, you stop looking.