- Sep 23, 2008
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Okay, so there were three guys in this bar, it was getting late and they had all had their fair share of drinking.
Suddenly, one guy turns to the other two and goes, You know what, I probably have the biggest hands in the world. The other two look around, and say, Okay, we'll drink to that. So they each drink to it.
The second guy turns to the other two and says, you know, I probably have the biggest feet in the world. The other two look around and say, Okay, we'll drink to that.
The third guy looks around, says, you know, I probably have the biggest dick in the world. The other two look at each other, then around, and say, Okay, we'll drink to that.
So after these revelations, the three guys concur that they should go the next morning to the Guinness book of world records and get themselves put in the record book.
Next morning, the three guys were outside the building for the Guinness book of world records
The first guy walks in, about 10 minutes later, he comes back out ecstatic, and says I did it, I have the biggest hands in the world, and Im in the Guinness book of world records.
The second guy walks in, and about 15 minutes later, he comes back out ecstatic and says, I did it, I have the biggest feet in the world, and Im in the Guinness book of world records.
The third guy proudly walks up and into the building, about 5 minutes later he comes back outside piss off. The other two ask him whats wrong, he responds,
Who the fvck is this RoloMather guy anyways?
Suddenly, one guy turns to the other two and goes, You know what, I probably have the biggest hands in the world. The other two look around, and say, Okay, we'll drink to that. So they each drink to it.
The second guy turns to the other two and says, you know, I probably have the biggest feet in the world. The other two look around and say, Okay, we'll drink to that.
The third guy looks around, says, you know, I probably have the biggest dick in the world. The other two look at each other, then around, and say, Okay, we'll drink to that.
So after these revelations, the three guys concur that they should go the next morning to the Guinness book of world records and get themselves put in the record book.
Next morning, the three guys were outside the building for the Guinness book of world records
The first guy walks in, about 10 minutes later, he comes back out ecstatic, and says I did it, I have the biggest hands in the world, and Im in the Guinness book of world records.
The second guy walks in, and about 15 minutes later, he comes back out ecstatic and says, I did it, I have the biggest feet in the world, and Im in the Guinness book of world records.
The third guy proudly walks up and into the building, about 5 minutes later he comes back outside piss off. The other two ask him whats wrong, he responds,
Who the fvck is this RoloMather guy anyways?
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