Three animal rights activists reported missing after a run in with Bikers.

Red Dawn

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"Pennsylvania - ~Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.~
Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said on high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer."

http://www.bikernews.net/index.cfm/d/news/p/read/newsid/15357

Well at least they show some balls and went after a group that isn't defenseless like women in fur coats:sneaky:
 

spidey07

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LOL! This just had "bad idea" written all over it.

"According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began."
 

RyanPaulShaffer

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If hippies tried protesting the Hell's Angels, they wouldn't be reported missing. They would just be GONE.
 

VashHT

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Hahahaha,

You have to be pretty damn stupid to go mess with a bunch of bikers, a lot of them don't give a shit about laws, and lmao @ this:


"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
 

werepossum

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I too suspect parody here, but the age old rhetorical question as to why animal rights nuts hassle fur-wearing little old ladies and not leather-clad bikers can be considered as answered.
 

jonks

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I too suspect parody here, but the age old rhetorical question as to why animal rights nuts hassle fur-wearing little old ladies and not leather-clad bikers can be considered as answered.

when the source is thespoof.com, one might have that suspicion. this made me lol

They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
 

ayabe

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The only PETA thing that doesn't annoy the shit out of me, is getting naked, and then only if they are hot, which excludes 99% of the PETA membership.

What fun it would be to tie one up and mercilessly slap them in the face with gigantic ribeye's.
 

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It's obviously a joke article. If you go to the original site (thespoof.com no less) it says "The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."
 

heyheybooboo

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Anyone remember the end of Blazing Saddles when the manly outlaws stumbled from the battle of Rock Ridge onto the 'song and dance' set of Dom DeLuise ?

Mayhem and homosexuality ensue :)

Are there 3 bikers missing, too ?




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Zebo

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This reminds me of those delusional college lefties back in 1979 Iran whining about western 'oppression' pre-revolution. I'll never forget the look on the faces of the leftists as they were led away to their deaths after serving their purpose. There are some groups you don't fuck with. Muslims, Motorcycle gangs, and coal miners. They don't play by the same rules.
 

Red Dawn

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It's obviously a joke article. If you go to the original site (thespoof.com no less) it says "The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."

Gee you're one of the smarter ones:rolleyes:

Of course it's a spoof, you think any of those Nancy Boy Peta idiots would have enough balls to protest a Biker rally? They prefer the more defenseless elderly women in fur coats.
 

rudder

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It's obviously a joke article. If you go to the original site (thespoof.com no less) it says "The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."

Really? I read the whole thing and said to myself... there is no way this could be satire.
 

palehorse

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You had me at "They peed on me!!!"

Seriously, parody or not, I couldn't stop laughing after that. :biggrin:
 

Zebo

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I'd love to see some environut throw blood on a biker. Once in socal I saw HAs almost kill a couple frat boys at an apartment complex who simply asked the bikers not to park thier bikes in their spot. Knife to throat, kicking teeth in and all that.
 

Thump553

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If you go to the article in Biker News that Red Dawn linked it clearly links as it's source thespoof.com, and if you go there it has the exact same article followed by:

"The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."

Pretty dang funny one, though. Certainly rivals the best that is on The Onion. I particularly liked the comments from the bike gang leader about trying to be inclusive in their parties.
 

JS80

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"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

hahahhaa
 

werepossum

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I'd love to see some environut throw blood on a biker. Once in socal I saw HAs almost kill a couple frat boys at an apartment complex who simply asked the bikers not to park thier bikes in their spot. Knife to throat, kicking teeth in and all that.
See, that just doesn't happen in Tennessee because we're all armed. Even a frat boy in a pink fuzzy sweater is just a few minutes away from his deer rifle or his 12 gauge. And "he needed killin'" is still considered a justifiable defense in much of my state.
 

palehorse

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See, that just doesn't happen in Tennessee because we're all armed. Even a frat boy in a pink fuzzy sweater is just a few minutes away from his deer rifle or his 12 gauge. And "he needed killin'" is still considered a justifiable defense in much of my state.
I love and miss Tennessee something fierce... GO VOLS! :)