Dear young male posters of atot;
It has come to my attention that I have ignored a considerable aspect of our community in recent days, and I wish to correct that. Many of you gentlemen, and you know who you are, like to attend parties, bowling outings, and the like. At many of these parties, there are ladies of questionable virtue with whom you all somehow convince to enjoy a fleeting moment of sexual congress. This thread is for you.
I can assure you without reservation that the rest of we lonely males are sitting here, tongues lolling out like dogs on a hot day, waiting eagerly to hear your mis-typed reduxes of the Penthouse letter column. Trust me, anandtech would be poorer in spirit and content if you were to actually retain your dignity by keeping your private business to yourself.
So, with that in mind, this thread is for the "lads", the "boys", the "guys". There is no need to start your own thread about the subject, because this one is here now, and it rocks. Go on, tell us about how you performed oral sex on a college student at a tailgating party. We want to know about the last time you received a blow job at the lakeside. If you are dating one or more women, for Christ's sake, don't hold back. We want to know, I promise you. And please provide sufficient detail to enable a good time for the rest of us, because I can't sit here on this leather executive chair with my pants down all f*cking night.
And by the way, there is no need to mention your "washboard abs", "massive cock", or "manly scent". Everyone already knows how awesomely awesome you are, big guy, and we are all really scared.
It has come to my attention that I have ignored a considerable aspect of our community in recent days, and I wish to correct that. Many of you gentlemen, and you know who you are, like to attend parties, bowling outings, and the like. At many of these parties, there are ladies of questionable virtue with whom you all somehow convince to enjoy a fleeting moment of sexual congress. This thread is for you.
I can assure you without reservation that the rest of we lonely males are sitting here, tongues lolling out like dogs on a hot day, waiting eagerly to hear your mis-typed reduxes of the Penthouse letter column. Trust me, anandtech would be poorer in spirit and content if you were to actually retain your dignity by keeping your private business to yourself.
So, with that in mind, this thread is for the "lads", the "boys", the "guys". There is no need to start your own thread about the subject, because this one is here now, and it rocks. Go on, tell us about how you performed oral sex on a college student at a tailgating party. We want to know about the last time you received a blow job at the lakeside. If you are dating one or more women, for Christ's sake, don't hold back. We want to know, I promise you. And please provide sufficient detail to enable a good time for the rest of us, because I can't sit here on this leather executive chair with my pants down all f*cking night.
And by the way, there is no need to mention your "washboard abs", "massive cock", or "manly scent". Everyone already knows how awesomely awesome you are, big guy, and we are all really scared.
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