Its already been officially declared by Obama that we are turning this country over to Mexico.
I remember that day clearly. I was done banging my supermodel wife. As she was calling her other supermodel friends - who are just as hot as my wife - to ask them to come over so I can bang them as well: it came up on the news, that Muslim Terrorist who happens to be Christian and responsible for ordering the execution of terrorists (even if they are American) was on the news telling everyone Mexico is our new master.
Now, eventhough a few days ago, buffoons like you were cupping your leaking anus, screaming that Obama gave this country over to the China, it seems you were incorrect and we belong to Mexico. Let us know when we care back to China. Or Iran. Or Russia? I don't know.
Anyway, Obama was wearing a ponch, as he rested his feet on top of a south western woman as she was on all fours. She was crying, because Obama just shot her husband and dropped her two sons down a well.
He stated; "Eh, Americans. Listen. Dis contry belong to Mehico - si? Hah-hah-hah-hah-ha-ha,... Now, ju turn over de contry to ma friends, an I no hurt this linda lady"
He then proceeded to force himself on her. As his friends in the background drank whisky and waited their turn.
Look man, if you are going to make shit up, just go for broke, otherwise, you are putting on a show that is on par with a 10 year old reading a book report, which was written by his/her mother the night before.