Those that like cilantro are genetically inferior

[sandorski]

You are in BC, you are only allowed to grow marijuana.

They will have to pry my homegrown cilantro from my dead hands!

 

[JEDI]

re: Lizards
A near impossible, yet successful, sexual encounter nearly a million years ago brought upon this lesser evolved species of human. It's not talk about much in research and science journals given the sensitivativy around it. Those that taste cilantro as soap are not descended from this line.

lizards? Not on OnlyFans but bigger pets are.

One girl said:
If we're not supposed to have sex with dogs, then why does its knot feel so good inside of me?
She was recently arrested outside a church for having sex with her dog.
No idea if it was live streamed and if it was, no idea if someone viewing the stream called the cops on her because he was a Christian

 

[JEDI]

Nah, OP is from the Unbelievably fucKed up teeth land, so he's probably more into jamming spotted dick in his mouth.

Damnit, Mulder was right! They've been making alien human hybrids this whole time! They just started earlier. Its like bizarro Jurassic Park!



I don't know why but this made me laugh. "It tasted like soap, but I forced myself to eat the entire case and you know what, I like it, shame its so expensive."

Weirdly I feel like there's a bit in there about how ridiculous we make soap (to smell like food) these days.

way too long, didn't read

Going to try to do some Bad Lip Reading:
Since you asked, try looking up the A-cup size starlets in the 'Looking illegal' porn series.

Spoiler: Don't click at home. Use a VPN

No idea if this exists. Just trolling in the troll thread.
Sorry to disappoint

heck, look up Coco Lovecock's scene being an adorable young flexible tween.
Bet the director had to show proof of age more than once to various govt agencies...
Warning: Most of her pics are NSFW so dont google her at work.
(hm.. is that like saying ATM machine, or Naan bread? Also, her screen name alone might raise red flags to your boss)

Am i close to what you were asking in your post?


Will I be the next

Carnac the Magnificent?​

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[BudAshes]

lizards? Not on OnlyFans but bigger pets are.

One girl said:
If we're not supposed to have sex with dogs, then why does its knot feel so good inside of me?
She was recently arrested outside a church for having sex with her dog.
No idea if it was live streamed and if it was, no idea if someone viewing the stream called the cops on her because he was a Christian

way too long, didn't read

Going to try to do some Bad Lip Reading:
Since you asked, try looking up the A-cup size starlets in the 'Looking illegal' porn series.

Spoiler: Don't click at home. Use a VPN

No idea if this exists. Just trolling in the troll thread.
Sorry to disappoint

heck, look up Coco Lovecock's scene being an adorable young flexible tween.
Bet the director had to show proof of age more than once to various govt agencies...
Warning: Most of her pics are NSFW so dont google her at work.
(hm.. is that like saying ATM machine, or Naan bread? Also, her screen name alone might raise red flags to your boss)

Am i close to what you were asking in your post?
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Will I be the next

Carnac the Magnificent?​

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Wtf is wrong with you?

 

[JEDI]

Wtf is wrong with you?

You're probably one of those Neanderthals the OP is talking about that doesnt see art and only tastes soap.
What i wrote is a masterpiece, you lowbrow. Everyone knows this.

You prefer "This thread is now about pie?"

 

[Pohemi]

There's trolling, and then there's just plain old idiocy.

I'm looking at you, JEDI. Don't try so hard, you might hurt yourself.

 

[sdifox]

This just in! Jedi likes dog dong up his arse!

 

[JEDI]

There's trolling, and then there's just plain old idiocy.

I'm looking at you, JEDI. Don't try so hard, you might hurt yourself.

i did try hard.. actually spent a whole 5 min editing the posts to make it my
magnum Opus.

But you knuckle draggers don't appreciate it

 

[brianmanahan]

I was thinking of growing it.

you should grow it for no other reason than to keep OP away from your house

 

[Pohemi]

i did try hard.. actually spent a whole 5 min editing the posts to make it my
magnum Opus.

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Not seen Opus in a minute, nice jerb. I always liked Bill the cat better, but all the characters are good.

 

[kt]

Science has unequivocally proven that individuals still retaining the lizard part of the brain responsible for cilantro tasing like anything other than soap to be primitive and unevolved.

Ordered lunch and stated I did not want cilantro. Food was served covered with the vile weed. Meal ruined.

Evolution is supposed to be progressive. You're not supposed to evolve backward to the point that make you deadly afraid of a garnish on your food.

 

[BudAshes]

There's trolling, and then there's just plain old idiocy.

I'm looking at you, JEDI. Don't try so hard, you might hurt yourself.

I think it's more that he is sick in the head and that sickness wants to spread like a plague.

 

[Pohemi]

I think it's more that he is sick in the head and that sickness wants to spread like a plague.

AT is full of sick-in-the-heads, he's definitely not the only member here with twisted/concerning sexual proclivities.

 

[AdamK47]

I'm not sure what JEDI is going on about. I'm sure it's not about cilantro though.

 

[JEDI]

I'm not sure what JEDI is going on about. I'm sure it's not about cilantro though.

you're the one who started with reptiles and human sex that caused cilantro tastes buds like ashes

 

[sandorski]

you're the one who started with reptiles and human sex that caused cilantro tastes

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Like cilantro, they are irresistible.

 

[JEDI]

Like cilantro, they are irresistible.

Reptile/human sex?

Try Coco Lovecock's boobs instead

 

[AdamK47]

Reptile/human sex?

Try Coco Lovecock's boobs

You've eaten way too much cilantro. It has affected your cognitive abilities.

 

[skyking]

3 pages and no mention of pico de gallo.
I am dissapoint.

 

[Pohemi]

Try Coco Lovecock's boobs instead

We can see you're infatuated with girls that look like they're 12, but if you're going to keep bringing her up, you could at least get her name right.

 

[IronWing]

3 pages and no mention of pico de gallo.
I am dissapoint.

 

[nakedfrog]

you're the one who started with reptiles and human sex that caused cilantro tastes buds like ashes

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LOL, "speaking of sex, let me tell y'all more about me than you ever wanted to know real quick".

 

[BudAshes]

LOL, "speaking of sex, let me tell y'all more about me than you ever wanted to know real quick".

He's the waggy of bestiality.

 

[Muse]

Damn I feel sorry for people who can't enjoy tacos covered in onion and cilantro.

I really like cilantro, grow it year round in my back yard. It's not an easy crop because it tends to bolt to seed very quickly unless it's grown in special conditions (preferably cool and with minimal light, what exactly those things are, I'm still trying to figure out). I have plenty right now, planted a new little pot a couple days ago. I need to plan ahead to keep myself in cilantro.

I ran into a YT video by a guy who said papalo was a good substitute for cilantro and doesn't have the bolt-to-seed issues. So, I ordered papalo seeds and grew a crop and hated it. Evidently a lot of people, even Mexicans, really like it but to me cilantro is great on the right dishes, but will not grow papalo again.

I put cilantro on anything with refried beans. And YES, raw onions are fundamental, and I generally have high quality well-aged cheddar on as well.

OP is nuts to declare cilantro lovers genetically inferior. Arguably he's the one who's inferior.

 

[Muse]

A near impossible, yet successful, sexual encounter nearly a million years ago brought upon this lesser evolved species of human. It's not talk about much in research and science journals given the sensitivativy around it. Those that taste cilantro as soap are not descended from this line.

You are sending up the whole Q thing and are an idiot for doing so. So, they ruined your lunch. All you can do is ask to not have cilantro on your food and if they ignore it, bitch to the establishment and have them re-serve you. If they are not up to it, you'll need to patronize a different establishment. Don't bitch to us.