OP, you are a lucky employee. You are given an office light that you can turn on/off? Not my employer. Hell, I am not even allowed an office telephone. And I only got hot running water in the bathroom after I threatened to contact OSHA. And yet the toilet paper roller still only discharges one square at a time (unless you have hacked it).
My office light turns off after 15 minutes of no movement, so I can't fool anyone
My office light turns off after 15 minutes of no movement, so I can't fool anyone