Those of you in IT - have you ever gotten a laptop back from an employee

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JS80

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Oct 24, 2005
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So during happy hour a dude from IT was telling us stories about his last job. There was this middle manager in his 60s who had a mac as his company laptop that quit so he returned it. The person that replaced him also wanted a mac so the IT dude just gave him the returned laptop as is. 3 days later he comes back saying there's something he should know.

He shows him the browser history and it's full of gay pr0n sites. Not only was it gay pr0n, it was EXCLUSIVELY man on boy gay pr0n. Not only that, the dude took two vacations to Thailand while working for the company.

I've always wondered what kind of sick fvcks create the boy prostitution market in Thailand...now I know.

Cliffs:
Single guy, in his 60s, no kids, man on boy gay pr0n on browser history, went to Thailand twice.
 
her209

her209

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What if it were an older woman who went to Thailand to have sex with boys?
 
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JS80

Lifer
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Originally posted by: her209
What if it were an older woman who went to Thailand to have sex with boys?
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I've wondered that too but I've never heard of such a thing IRL yet.
 
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Sunner

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At my first proper job I worked in the support department of a small OEM.
We'd get boxes with weird stuff on them occasionally.

There are two I remember distinctly, one was merely funny, while the other one was more disturbing.
The funny one was a guy who sent us his box, and a colleague of mine got it, and as it turns out, the guy has lots of links to both directories and direct links to images on his desktop.
All of it was hard core gay porn of various kinds.
And, for some reason the guy insisted that he come pick up the fixed computer himself(our normal procedure was to send it to the customer free of charge and all, so no reason that I can think of really).
My colleague had a hard time not laughing when he met the guy :D

The disturbing one was a workstation that I got, the guy was probably working as an artist or something, cause he had all kinds of properly licensed 3D and 2D imaging software.
One of his complaints was that the computer would lock up on him while using Photoshop, so naturally I had a look see if I could recreate the problem.
The recent files list in PS pointed to lots of files on the CD-ROM(which was empty when we got the computer, so I never saw the images), all named stuff such as "14yold.gif", "veryyng.jpg" and whatnot.
Of course, it could all have been manga or just fake kiddie porn, but if those names were anything to go by, the guy probably had a pretty decent kiddie porn collection.
 
Beev

Beev

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You can do stuff like that in Thailand?

*books flight to Thailand*
 
iamwiz82

iamwiz82

Lifer
Jan 10, 2001
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A former co-worker had a thing for hermaphroditic* porn. The amusing part was that he was a pompous person who thought everyone aspired to be even near his level of greatness.


*I am not sure that is spelled right, but I am not going to do a search for it ;)
 
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SpanishFry

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ewww, so...


1. Why wouldn't they reimage the machine for the new manager?

2. The new guy had to feel gross, knowing the contents of that machine and that the old guy wanked all over it.
 
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Feldenak

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Jan 31, 2003
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Every machine is reimaged before we send it back out and I don't bother to look at them beforehand.
 
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b0mbrman

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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
A former co-worker had a thing for hermaphroditic* porn. The amusing part was that he was a pompous person who thought everyone aspired to be even near his level of greatness.


*I am not sure that is spelled right, but I am not going to do a search for it ;)
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As long as all participants are of legal age and not coerced in any way, is there anything wrong with hermaphroditic porn?

Not everyone like their ice cream plain vanilla, you know...
 
iamwiz82

iamwiz82

Lifer
Jan 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
A former co-worker had a thing for hermaphroditic* porn. The amusing part was that he was a pompous person who thought everyone aspired to be even near his level of greatness.


*I am not sure that is spelled right, but I am not going to do a search for it ;)
Click to expand...

As long as all participants are of legal age and not coerced in any way, is there anything wrong with hermaphroditic porn?

Not everyone like their ice cream plain vanilla, you know...
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On a company laptop from a person who acted as if he was god's gift to women. ;)
 
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