Those Nutty Germans

Stangs55

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Oct 17, 2004
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wtf

Translation:
Originally posted by: JasonSix78
The Translation:

Was? What are you doing?
Common!
I want to play Unreal Tournament! GO!
Start the damn game!
Start the game, you son of a b***h. I WANT TO PLAY!
I won't say it again! Go!
Out of my way
(he throws the things on his desk away)
What is that? Oh my god, what happened? I want Unreal! I wanna play!
(He screams)
Instant Action!
Here we go
(He repeats it).
PLAY! You wanker! PLAY! Play Unreal Tournament!
It's loading. If it is loading, then you always have to wait so long! I don't want to wait!
Think positive...just think positive! It will start in a moment! It starts!
(he laughs and repeats his words)
You son of a b***h! Eat that! I killed him! Go, go, eat this! Eat your smelting s**t! You son of a b***h, I am going to kill you!
(He starts screaming again)
Oh, the escape-button is missing, where is he? Where is the escape-button?
I don't need help.
(Then he mumbles something that I can't understand!)
I will finish you off. I will just finish you off!

(He repeats many of the phrases he had already said and then goes away!)

-Jason

 
Jun 18, 2000
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What the hell is he screaming about?

I'm about 2 minutes into it so far. Does this kid have a heart attack or explode or something cool?
 

imported_electron

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lol that's one of the UT2k4 map's music on the computer

you can hear it in the last few seconds, but I can't remember the name of the map right now
 

jonessoda

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He has some anger issues. I'm not sure if I'd like to know him in real life, so I could beat the everliving s**t out of him for being such a whiny b***h, or if I'd prefer to avoid him forever.
 

GoingUp

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Hes screaming for teh game to start. His computer locked up and he wanted it to start. Hes all pissed off because his computer isnt workin.
 

TBone48

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That little freak needs to be locked in a room with nothing but books for a while. He shouldn't be allowed near a pc.
 

Squisher

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Hes screaming for teh game to start. His computer locked up and he wanted it to start. Hes all pissed off because his computer isnt workin.

Gee, I wonder why the computer doesn't work :roll:
 

JDrake

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Originally posted by: Vegitto
Me thinks that the game was loading for a loooong time already..
Ya but you can't talk for like 4 minutes straight at a blank loading screen :Q
 

Proletariat

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BAHAHAHA Hes trying to put his keyboard back together while uttering random obscenities after breaking it.
 

Maximilian

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! Hes like a mini hitler! hahahaha! Crazy kid.