This will totally clear your stressed mind!!!

[bigbootydaddy]

Why do you drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway??

 

[MrAnderson]

That's a very good question...

Why do you "take" a dump? You actually want to bring it with you?

 

[ArkAoss]

oh we did this the other day....

 

[thelanx]

why is something with some awe awesome?
And why is something with a lot of awe awful?

 

[Windogg]

Why do we put cargo on a ship and a shipment on a car?

Windogg

 

[TomC25]

Why do we put garments into a suitcase, but suits in a garment bag?

 

[Zenmervolt]

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word lisp?

Zenmervolt

 

[ArkAoss]

how can i be soo oo me, and still be sane?

 

[ArkAoss]

why is some one who makes wrecks a wreckless driver?>???

 

[Mayhem1869]

Check my sig.

 

[nippyjun]

do you pay to use FREEway?

 

[Optimus]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 8, while hot dog buns come in packages of 12?

 

[Fearlss1]

Why is there Braile at a drive up ATM MACHINE??
Why do you need your license to buy Liqour when you cant drink and drive???

 

[DaveJ]

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Dave

 

[Fearlss1]

Why isnt Phonicis spelled the way it sounds???
as in hooked on phonics for the slower people,, LMAO

 

[geno]

Why are there locks on 7-11 if they're open 24 hours a day?

 

[eyor]

Why do we eat MASHED potatoes, but drink BAKED potatoes?


...I don't get it either...

 

[LordMaul]

Why don't we put people like eyor in the Asylum?

 

[thelanx]

Because he's already there. He somehow gained access to a computer. :Q j/k