This unicorn penis tastes great

[Exterous]

Another quote from my wife, this time while eating a cupcake with a phallic shaped dome of rainbow colored frosting

Pics to follow




















J/k. No pics this time either

 

[lxskllr]

So she finally got something in her mouth and it was unicorn penis, not your penis. smh...

 

[Exterous]

So she finally got something in her mouth and it was unicorn penis, not your penis. smh...

One does not preclude the other

 

[Ichinisan]

One does not preclude the other

So you are a unicorn, then?

Pics of rainbow penis.

 

[shortylickens]

Describe the wife, please/

 

[ImpulsE69]

This thread needs more balls.

 

[Exterous]

So you are a unicorn, then?

Pics of rainbow penis.

You can make one of your own if you're into the right CBT

 

[BoomerD]

Wait...this is the OP?

😱

 

[Crono]

You think your wife made a funny, but she's actually cheating on you with the mailman, who's half unicorn.



(It's the lower half)

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Come again?