This should be interesting, read and add to it.

[Avalanche007]

Remember those things that we sometimes did in school, you write a paragraph and then give in to another person and then they add to it, in the end you get some wierd story that is twisted around in some whacked way? well lets start one:

Somewhere in a small american town where crime is at an all-time low and so quite that you could practicaly kill your neighboor and get away without anyone finding out lived a man by the name of Jack. Being the boring computer nerd that he was, Jack decided to change his routine. That night he drove to the nearest night club which was about 20 miles away. Upon entering the club, this beautiful woman begins to stare as if she were sizing him up.

 

[GoldenBear]

This doesn't work too well with this many members. A 5 word sentence on the other hand..

 

[Capn]

said the woman,

"five word sentence, what the hell are you talking?" about said Jack

 

[goshdarnindie]

She wasn't a very attractive woman, and the hook on her left arm was a bit unnerving, but something in Jack said that he needed to talk to this girl. But being a nerd, he was a little uneasy at first. Instead he sat down at the bar next to a nicely dress Arab drinking a Heinekin. Jack knew he liked Beast Ice, as that was the only thing he had ever been exposed to, but the bottle, with its pretty communist red star on it made him think that tonight was the night to try something new.

 

[shiner]

Later that evening as Jack was being rushed to the ER, because he had imbibed a bottle of Mr. Clean and had a toilet plunger stuck up his, he vowed to never try anything new again.

 

[goshdarnindie]

As Jack came to in the IC ward at the hospital, his eyes opened to gaze upon the woman from the bar the night before. "My name is Ariana Hookelton", she said in a very germanic, rough voice. Jack started to turn towards her, but was suddenly reminded of the plunger that had only been removed four hours before, and who's splinters were leaving a lasting impression.

 

[Freejack2]

You may want to be careful. Seems the moderators hate these kinds of threads. Apparently enough so that the last guy got banned for posting one.