This should be a Brutuskend joke.

Led Zeppelin

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Employee: "I'm sorry boss, but I can't come in today. My doctor says I'm
suffering from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss: "Anal Glaucoma??? What the hell is that?"

Employee: "Well basically, for the next few days, I just can't see my ass
coming in to work."