this robot can give you advice on the food you're about to eat

[tami]

click here for a linkypoo.

 

[SSP]

If it can detect semen, I'd take it to taco bell with me.

 

[UNCjigga]

OMG the other night I was at Starbucks and was in the mood for dessert, so I thought I'd try their 'chantico' drinking chocolate. I order it and the barista-girls are all lookin' at me and are like "don't get it!" and "it's DANGEROUS!" and then they tell me one of their customers became diabetic after drinking it...and that you need four people to finish one tiny 4oz cup, and that drinking molten Hershey bar is more nutritious. How does Starbucks sell this stuff if baristas swear its teh enemy?

The point of this story is DAMMIT if I'm gonna eat something sinful I don't need anyone else second-guessing my decisions for me, least of all a fvcking ROBOT!

 

[tami]

dude, are you drunk again?

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: tami
dude, are you drunk again?

What? The only drop of liquor I had today was the Jack and Pepsi (wtf no Coke?) I had on a Northwest flight FREE thanks to a voucher they gave after stupidly delaying me in Detroit.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
OMG the other night I was at Starbucks and was in the mood for dessert, so I thought I'd try their 'chantico' drinking chocolate. I order it and the barista-girls are all lookin' at me and are like "don't get it!" and "it's DANGEROUS!" and then they tell me one of their customers became diabetic after drinking it...and that you need four people to finish one tiny 4oz cup, and that drinking molten Hershey bar is more nutritious. How does Starbucks sell this stuff if baristas swear its teh enemy?

The point of this story is DAMMIT if I'm gonna eat something sinful I don't need anyone else second-guessing my decisions for me, least of all a fvcking ROBOT!

The chantico's aren't that bad. THey're not particularly good either though. I wouldn't order another one, but it's something you should try. Ignore the "baristas." "Barista" is italian for "coffee bitch."

 

[neutralizer]

yeah, starbucks coffee can be very very sweet.

 

[Sluggo]

NEC?s ?Health/Food Advice Robot?

Wow, and a catchy name.

I wonder if the thing loses it senses if its in the room while you are partaking on the smoke. Or it just says chips and ding dongs are OK since it is stoned too.

 

[Nomada]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
OMG the other night I was at Starbucks and was in the mood for dessert, so I thought I'd try their 'chantico' drinking chocolate. I order it and the barista-girls are all lookin' at me and are like "don't get it!" and "it's DANGEROUS!" and then they tell me one of their customers became diabetic after drinking it...and that you need four people to finish one tiny 4oz cup, and that drinking molten Hershey bar is more nutritious. How does Starbucks sell this stuff if baristas swear its teh enemy?

The point of this story is DAMMIT if I'm gonna eat something sinful I don't need anyone else second-guessing my decisions for me, least of all a fvcking ROBOT!

what he said