This reminds me that I have a very sexy learning disorder.

[Ika]

haha, i think i've heard of this condition before

good times.

 

[DainBramaged]

:evil:

 

[AbAbber2k]

This is retarded. You sleep, you dream, sometimes your dreams manifest physically through you. There have been times when I've started groping/dry-humping my GF in my sleep. Doesn't happen often, but she's never complained. You ever see a dog fall asleep and start humping the air? Same damn thing. Nothing to see here.

I swear to god, every little quirk these days needs to be turned into some kind of disorder or disease.

 

[sash1]

"champagne?"
"I didn't realize you were such a connoisseur"
"well i have studied abroad... or two!"

 

[mercanucaribe]

As yet there is no cure for the condition, which often leads to difficulties in relationships.

Only if you're married.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: KDOG

Originally posted by: Andy22
I actually have suffered from this quite a bit although much less lately. Most of the time my wife will wake me up but sometimes she gets into it as well. I am usually into it until I wake up and realize what I am doing and then usually do not want to continue. If we both keep going my climax is usually not very good and can't imagine anyone thinking "sleep sex" is better. It's pretty strange...it happens about 45 minutes to an hour after I go to sleep. It usually starts by me rubbing her breasts and then she either wakes me up or is aroused and reciprocates. Then we either finish or I wake up and stop. Of course sometimes I feel guilty for getting her started up and then just saying "oops, sorry about that" and going back to bed She's always been pretty cool about it.

We have a pretty regular sex life for having been married 11 years I guess. We rarely are less than twice a week so it's not like I am not "getting it". A full length body pillow has helped but when it hits hard I will claw though a wall to get to her.

Since I know you all so well...I have been so kind as to include a picture BEFORE being asked a dozen times. Notice if you will the redlight size zit on my forehead.

Pic

BEWBIES! Nice dude, no wonder you're all over her!

She's a demon though!

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Baked
I hate Zap. Didn't Zap take Leela's cherry?

Somehow Leela comes off as the more experienced of the two

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
holy ******, i didn't know i had a full blown condition.

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll come up with a very expensive pharmaceutical cure, and advertise it every half-hour on TV.