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This reminds me that I have a very sexy learning disorder.
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I actually have suffered from this quite a bit although much less lately. Most of the time my wife will wake me up but sometimes she gets into it as well. I am usually into it until I wake up and realize what I am doing and then usually do not want to continue. If we both keep going my climax is usually not very good and can't imagine anyone thinking "sleep sex" is better. It's pretty strange...it happens about 45 minutes to an hour after I go to sleep. It usually starts by me rubbing her breasts and then she either wakes me up or is aroused and reciprocates. Then we either finish or I wake up and stop. Of course sometimes I feel guilty for getting her started up and then just saying "oops, sorry about that" and going back to bed 
She's always been pretty cool about it.
We have a pretty regular sex life for having been married 11 years I guess. We rarely are less than twice a week so it's not like I am not "getting it". A full length body pillow has helped but when it hits hard I will claw though a wall to get to her.
Since I know you all so well...I have been so kind as to include a picture BEFORE being asked a dozen times. Notice if you will the redlight size zit on my forehead.
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She's always been pretty cool about it.We have a pretty regular sex life for having been married 11 years I guess. We rarely are less than twice a week so it's not like I am not "getting it". A full length body pillow has helped but when it hits hard I will claw though a wall to get to her.
Since I know you all so well...I have been so kind as to include a picture BEFORE being asked a dozen times. Notice if you will the redlight size zit on my forehead.
Pic
"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."
-Zap Brannigan
-Zap Brannigan
Originally posted by: Andy22
I actually have suffered from this quite a bit although much less lately. Most of the time my wife will wake me up but sometimes she gets into it as well. I am usually into it until I wake up and realize what I am doing and then usually do not want to continue. If we both keep going my climax is usually not very good and can't imagine anyone thinking "sleep sex" is better. It's pretty strange...it happens about 45 minutes to an hour after I go to sleep. It usually starts by me rubbing her breasts and then she either wakes me up or is aroused and reciprocates. Then we either finish or I wake up and stop. Of course sometimes I feel guilty for getting her started up and then just saying "oops, sorry about that" and going back to bed
We have a pretty regular sex life for having been married 11 years I guess. We rarely are less than twice a week so it's not like I am not "getting it". A full length body pillow has helped but when it hits hard I will claw though a wall to get to her.
Since I know you all so well...I have been so kind as to include a picture BEFORE being asked a dozen times. Notice if you will the redlight size zit on my forehead.
Pic
I would have sex with her in my sleep, so don't feel so bad.
Originally posted by: Andy22
I actually have suffered from this quite a bit although much less lately. Most of the time my wife will wake me up but sometimes she gets into it as well. I am usually into it until I wake up and realize what I am doing and then usually do not want to continue. If we both keep going my climax is usually not very good and can't imagine anyone thinking "sleep sex" is better. It's pretty strange...it happens about 45 minutes to an hour after I go to sleep. It usually starts by me rubbing her breasts and then she either wakes me up or is aroused and reciprocates. Then we either finish or I wake up and stop. Of course sometimes I feel guilty for getting her started up and then just saying "oops, sorry about that" and going back to bed
We have a pretty regular sex life for having been married 11 years I guess. We rarely are less than twice a week so it's not like I am not "getting it". A full length body pillow has helped but when it hits hard I will claw though a wall to get to her.
Since I know you all so well...I have been so kind as to include a picture BEFORE being asked a dozen times. Notice if you will the redlight size zit on my forehead.
Pic
BEWBIES! Nice dude, no wonder you're all over her!
Steps to have a good marriage:
1) Pretend to have sex with your wife while you sleep.
2) Let her see this article, by chance of course.
3) Sleep with her friends and sisters. If you ever get caught, pretend you were startled out of a deep sleep. Ask questions about where you are and what time it is.
4) Have a good laugh about it.
1) Pretend to have sex with your wife while you sleep.
2) Let her see this article, by chance of course.
3) Sleep with her friends and sisters. If you ever get caught, pretend you were startled out of a deep sleep. Ask questions about where you are and what time it is.
4) Have a good laugh about it.
Yes, and like multiple sclerosis, pschizophrenia, and cancer, this is a medical condition that shouldn't be taken lightly and should not be laughed at. Your friends need to help you through it, and if you have to sex one of them up in your sleep, they should let you.
normally i would joke about this. Hell i still will. Fortunately my condition kept me from ever being anyones cuddle bitch.
cKGunslinger
Lifer
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Originally posted by: Andy22
I actually have suffered from this quite a bit although much less lately. Most of the time my wife will wake me up but sometimes she gets into it as well. I am usually into it until I wake up and realize what I am doing and then usually do not want to continue. If we both keep going my climax is usually not very good and can't imagine anyone thinking "sleep sex" is better. It's pretty strange...it happens about 45 minutes to an hour after I go to sleep. It usually starts by me rubbing her breasts and then she either wakes me up or is aroused and reciprocates. Then we either finish or I wake up and stop. Of course sometimes I feel guilty for getting her started up and then just saying "oops, sorry about that" and going back to bed
We have a pretty regular sex life for having been married 11 years I guess. We rarely are less than twice a week so it's not like I am not "getting it". A full length body pillow has helped but when it hits hard I will claw though a wall to get to her.
Since I know you all so well...I have been so kind as to include a picture BEFORE being asked a dozen times. Notice if you will the redlight size zit on my forehead.
Pic
My wife and I experience the exact same thing, only we always finish it and it is usually pretty damn good - for both of us.
We often wake up and kinda look at each and say "Did we... do it last night?" To which we have to think about it and then say "Yeah, I think we did." It does bother me a bit that we can't always remember it, especially starting it up. What if there was some situation in which I wasn't sleeping next to my wife? Ugh..
WTF, Zap is one of the greatest characters ever!
"Today you will fight for your planet. Many of you will die for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
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