This rail-thin beauty is "too big" to be a model

MongGrel

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Eh BS.

She trolling for it of course.

Karlie Kloss

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlie_Kloss

Karlie probably makes her look like a midget.

Something about her knees etc seems off to be a "Super Model" type to my. not to be overly critical, but her looks is what she is relying on I guess.

Frig, Taylor Swift isn't short, Karlie dwarfs her.

karlie-kloss2.jpg
 
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trenchfoot

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It's her bullet hole belly button. That's got to be it. Either that or she needed to cut way back on her equestrian adventures.
 
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Am I the only one who noticed the typo in the OP? I'm sure the quote marks were supposed to be around "beauty"...

Look, I get that body shaming is wrong, but Skeletor there needs to eat a cheeseburger immediately. That cannot possibly be healthy.
 

woolfe9998

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I don't get why that's the prevailing beauty standard. I prefer women with a little more meat on their bones.
 

Matthiasa

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She is actually on the limit of acceptable height for a model, and well above average height for a women. That leads to the clothing being worn in a manor not fully representative of the ideas which the designer wishes to convey.
She needs to look for agencies who work with designers that need taller individuals.
 

mikeymikec

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Look, I get that body shaming is wrong, but Skeletor there needs to eat a cheeseburger immediately. That cannot possibly be healthy.

She's hardly Skeletor. Can barely even see her ribs.

There's some slight definition of the ribcage, but it very much depends on the position of the body and whether the person is putting much effort into exhaling/inhaling as to how visible the ribcage might be / ought to be.

When I was seriously underweight (around the time of my Crohns diagnosis, I was classified as underweight according to BMI), the depth of my bellybutton was barely anything at all (ie. maybe I could get half my fingertip/nail in there). Since then I've put on a couple of stone and I'm back to a normal BMI, my bellybutton now looks deeper, however most of the outlines of my ribcage are still visible, they're just not as stark and obvious as they once were. Despite how much my weight dropped though, I didn't ever look like the worst anorexia pics that one can find on the Internet.

I was about to say that she looks "naturally more skinny", but I wonder through my own experiences whether it's more about one's relationship with food than it is about one's body. I've never been particularly enthusiastic about food, and since the diagnosis I had difficulty gaining weight steadily until I found a safe diet to adopt and counted the calories.

Going purely by appearance, she doesn't look like she's unhealthy per se, but appearances can be deceiving. I personally would question the motivations of anyone actively trying to be any thinner than she is though. I can't help but think though that there's a weird optical illusion going on in that video with the shape of the door (overly tall & thin?).

Does anyone else think she looks like John Malkovich?

I suggest you get an immediate eye exam. Or possibly a more basic exam that involves flash cards and basic object identification.
 

WelshBloke

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Fashion models arent supposed to be attractive to men, they are employed to be mobile coat hangers.
 

mikeymikec

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Fashion models arent supposed to be attractive to men, they are employed to be mobile coat hangers.

Mobile coat hangers != target audience

Although there might be a large dose of self-delusion among the target audience along the lines of "if I buy clothes like that then I'll look like she does".
 
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I don't want to be the guy on the internet saying she's ugly so please keep this in mind. I couldn't get thru the video here is my theory.

Its an attention ploy. Many, many young women want to be models so many that they all can't be models
How tall is she?
Is it possible she has a shitty attitude that makes someone think oh she could be difficult

**why do all hot young women have messy rooms?**
 

Ancalagon44

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Look obviously I have no idea why she is not making much headway in the modelling industry. It could be that she refuses to perform sexual favours - who knows?

But I was interested that she said in the video that they say her hips are too big. That's not something you can fix with dieting or weight loss. It sounds like the industry is saying her bones are too big - obviously there is nothing she can do about that.

As has been said, models are not supposed to be physically attractive, they are supposed to look good in clothes. They are literally self powered clothes hangers. I don't even know why any of them become famous to be honest.
 

CraKaJaX

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That is way too skeletor and unhealthy. Anorexia comes to mind when I look at op's pic. Need moar meat.
 

lupi

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Judging from the linked pic, she seems rather average to me. Just a skinny blonde.