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this pisses me off...

nick1985

nick1985

Lifer
im taking a crap in the farthest left of 3 stahls with the middle and opposite clearly open. someone comes in and which stahl do they take? yep, the one right next to me. why do people choose to sit next to someone when they have the opportunity not to?

any small things that get on your nerves?
 
there is a flash game about this that has to do with which urinal to choose when facing a specific peeing situation. anyone got the link?
 
Why are so many of you geeks dysfunctional in a bathroom? I just don't get it. Who cares? Do your business and be gone.
 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Why are so many of you geeks dysfunctional in a bathroom? I just don't get it. Who cares? Do your business and be gone.
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cuz our peepee's are small and someone might see them if they get to close to us in a bathroom.
 
My boss always use stall 3. In fact, he would always say "I'm going to stall 3 to grab some rails."

Some people might think that's poop harassment... but it's kinda funny.
 
Originally posted by: Shelly21
My boss always use stall 3. In fact, he would always say "I'm going to stall 3 to grab some rails."

Some people might think that's poop harassment... but it's kinda funny.
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hahahaha thats funny as hell

Dogg
 
Originally posted by: nick1985
im taking a crap in the farthest left of 3 stahls with the middle and opposite clearly open. someone comes in and which stahl do they take? yep, the one right next to me. why do people choose to sit next to someone when they have the opportunity not to?

any small things that get on your nerves?
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why do you take craps at work? that gets on my nerves.
 
Now that I'm in a dorm, I've heard some strange things from people sh*tting in the bathroom. Someone was doing calculus on the wall of one of the stalls too (Pen or thin pernament marker). You are reminded that you're at an Engineering school even when taking a dump, haha. I was going to take a picture, but that would be really weird (especially with the flash).
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: gigapet
there is a flash game about this that has to do with which urinal to choose when facing a specific peeing situation. anyone got the link?
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http://www.flasharcade.com/game.cgi?urinal

Viper GTS
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Blah, seems flawed on the first question. Why would I want to pick the one *right next* to the door? I went with the one 2nd to closest to the door.

EDIT: They even mentioned being farther from the door as a plus on a later question.
 
holy crap ( 🙂 ) this is funny.

I would like to thank the following for utterly amazing me with their posts
nick, viper, shelly, and armpitathlete, i don't know what to say, other than you people are different

that said, i hate that too, and at urinals, why would you possibly do that other than to show off your sexual fetishes with not only feces, but with gayness too.
 
oohh, ohh, ooh, thought of something even worse, when they do that and then start talking to you...especially when you don't know them, they are scary, or they keep looking at you (in the urinal situation)

can you say serial bathroom rapist? kinda reminds me of the family guy, (you had to know this was coming) when stewie wants to be the head cheerleader, so he ties her up and leaves her in a stall and goes and cheerleads. then quagmire walks into the bathroom and opens the stall door and says,
"dear diary, jackpot"
 
When people(drivers) go beyond the white line at a stop sign or a red light. I wish I could penalize their non-braking asses for offside or something.
 
There was some strange asian in my dorm last year who always went into a stall with a brown paper shopping bag and a small, blue plastic tea kettle. I have NO idea why, or what he was doing in there, and I have a feeling I wouldn't want to.
 
Originally posted by: MacBaine
There was some strange asian in my dorm last year who always went into a stall with a brown paper shopping bag and a small, blue plastic tea kettle. I have NO idea why, or what he was doing in there, and I have a feeling I wouldn't want to.
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Plastic tea kettle... new invention ? How far do you think that would get ?
 
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