1. Ready to challenge you to a duel. His glove is in hand.
2. Giving you the People's Eyebrow, obviously inventing it.
3. His expression would turn Putin's army away.
4. Hair echoes and amplifies the face and People's Eyebrow as an embodiment of the fury within his face.
5. Say the wrong thing and he will literally throw his book at you.
6. Near-timeless coat (double breasted isn't popular anymore)
It's no wonder the Van Buren Boys respect the guy so much.